I want CoB to sodomize me and make love to me all fucking night long and have my baby

[Mattias the Bitch Boy]

I'm fucking listening to fucking deathroll, and it's fucking me up, fucking ROKK!!! Solos fuckin rokk and songs rOkKK and lots of other fucking shit rokkZ!!

DETH FUKKIN METAL KEIL!!!"!!!! WAAAR!!!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKK!!!!!!

 

[ShadowLioness]

Contradiction: What are you listening to...COB or Eminem?

 

[Mattias the Bitch Boy]

Oh I put Eminem in the middle of the mp3 playlist, just to get a break from the BruTUl DEFF fuCKEKN METU!L!!! for awhile, so that I could get pumped for more after some rokken BruTUl HiP HOP!!

Shady rokks too!

 

[ShadowLioness]

I see...

"Brutal Hip Hop"...

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

at Mattias...I didn't realize you were such a fanboy!

 

[ShadowLioness]

...oh...and please let me know when I should throw you a baby shower . We can then have a thread discussing what to name your evil spawn

 

[Mattias the Bitch Boy]

Originally posted by ShadowLioness
...oh...and please let me know when I should throw you a baby shower . We can then have a thread discussing what to name your evil spawn

Well, if it's a girl, we'll name it Alexi, and if it's a boy we'll call it Mattias of the Night II. Either that or some other more male sounding name from the CoB member list.

And yes I'm a fanboy, a total groupy.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

my god... and Henkka thought Rob Halford was the only guy wanting to sexually harrass him!

 

[seventi]

Whenever this guys doesn't get the respond he wants at one board, he switches. Now it's this board's turn

@Mattias: What went wrong? Didn't you get enough attention at the DT board?

 

[Mattias the Bitch Boy]

Originally posted by seventi
Whenever this guys doesn't get the respond he wants at one board, he switches. Now it's this board's turn

@Mattias: What went wrong? Didn't you get enough attention at the DT board?

Wishful thinking huh?

I notice that a lot in my victims. They get so insulted that they get so desperate for a come back that they must either lie or make outrageous accusations as these. Obviously, they never work. For as you can see, I own the DT board right now.

 

[U[Sic]M]

Originally posted by Mattias of the Night
Obviously, they never work. For as you can see, I own the DT board right now.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHA.

Stop.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHHHAAAAAA.

Excuse the outburst, Children of Bodom-fans, I just had to get that off my chest. In fact, I´ve already beaten Mattias at the DT-board. So now you know.

Now, back to the point: HAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAAAA HA HA HA HA...

 

[Yetti]

and knowing is half the battle

 

[Mattias the Bitch Boy]

SIC YOU DUMBASS!! We're a TEAM!

You got to stop forgetting that!

Operation Matt-net is truly making progress now.

 

[Punapiraija]

Mattias: You are untrue

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

and i thought this board was already fucked up at it's max...

 

[Yetti]

nothing surprises me these days

 

[EagleFlyFree]

if you always burst into places like bars and buildings and forums like that, fine by me, but at least keep all the circus shit to one thread alone and don't go mangling our threads more than they already are
this isn't a popularity contest, it's CoB's board and we already have enough trolls and bashers

 

[Hellionchild]

Originally posted by Mattias of the Night
Oh I put Eminem in the middle of the mp3 playlist, just to get a break from the BruTUl DEFF fuCKEKN METU!L!!! for awhile, so that I could get pumped for more after some rokken BruTUl HiP HOP!!

Shady rokks too!

whats up??
eminem & cob? Are you keep one's wits about one?

lol:

 

[U[Sic]M]

Mattias: Yeah, Matt-net is a reality, but you´re still whipped at the DT-forum. If you go around spreading bogus claims like the above one, then you´re damaging the credibility and reputation of Matt-net...and this is truly UNFORGIVABLE. Now get your ass into shape and start on the first draft of Matt-net, dammit!!!...and don´t make me tell you again!



seventi: Yo, how´s it hangin`, dude???!!!

 

[bodomite]

d000000000000000d calm down!