I want CoB to sodomize me and make love to me all fucking night long and have my baby

[Hellionchild]

good evening, bodomite!

 

[Hellionchild]

evening in HU

 

[bodomite]

evening/day/morning dood

 

[Evil_Ernie]

I think some bannings are in order

 

[murderedbysound]

this sounds serious.....listen to nothing but Cob and ditch eminem then you should be fine....

 

[Mattias the Bitch Boy]

Originally posted by EagleFlyFree
if you always burst into places like bars and buildings and forums like that, fine by me, but at least keep all the circus shit to one thread alone and don't go mangling our threads more than they already are
this isn't a popularity contest, it's CoB's board and we already have enough trolls and bashers

This is SO a popularity contest, and I am going to WIN it! Soon I will be the most popular man on the internet, and that is when the Matt-net will truly take form!

And what's wrong with Eminem you narrow minded fools? I love that little bitch! If I was to cheat on CoB, it would be with Eminem.

 

[U[Sic]M]

Originally posted by Mattias of the Night
This is SO a popularity contest, and I am going to WIN it! Soon I will be the most popular man on the internet, and that is when the Matt-net will truly take form!

No you won´t win it. You´re delusional. See, I´m already the most popular chap on the block.

True about Matt-net, though.

 

[Mattias the Bitch Boy]

Originally posted by U[Sic]M
Mattias: Yeah, Matt-net is a reality, but you´re still whipped at the DT-forum. If you go around spreading bogus claims like the above one, then you´re damaging the credibility and reputation of Matt-net...and this is truly UNFORGIVABLE. Now get your ass into shape and start on the first draft of Matt-net, dammit!!!...and don´t make me tell you again!

Fine I'll give YOU the DT board, but I want this one!

The Matt-net is still a few years away. Don't get too far ahead of yourself. There is more to the internet than Ultimate Metal that needs to be taken over you know? We start small and move on to the bigger things later.

 

[Mattias the Bitch Boy]

Oh look, there's that little Sic punk right now!

Look man, if you keep on arguing with me like this I'll just have to create Matt-net myself. You remind of fucking Anakin in Episode 2. Whiny little brat! "WAAAaAaAAh MY TeACHER WOnT lET mE StAYA uP LATE, ITz UnFAIiRIR WAAAAH!!!!". I am Obi Wan, the master, and you are Anakin, the whiny, teenage brat. OK? Now shut it!

 

[U[Sic]M]

Yeah, sure, you can take this one. I reserv the right to pop in every now and then, though. In return, you may visit the DT-board. Fair?

More than Ultimate Metal? Really???

 

[Mattias the Bitch Boy]

Fair, but STOP writing posts at the same time that I am!

Yes there's more than Ultimate Metal you fool!

There's also hmas.org. You think I'm gonna let the punks at TOUONFIFF get away with their crap?

 

[U[Sic]M]

Originally posted by Mattias of the Night
Oh look, there's that little Sic punk right now!

Look man, if you keep on arguing with me like this I'll just have to create Matt-net myself. You remind of fucking Anakin in Episode 2. Whiny little brat! "WAAAaAaAAh MY TeACHER WOnT lET mE StAYA uP LATE, ITz UnFAIiRIR WAAAAH!!!!". I am Obi Wan, the master, and you are Anakin, the whiny, teenage brat. OK? Now shut it!

What the fuck!!! Now you´ve fucking done it, man! Actually, Obi-Wan dies at the hand of Anakin (like you woldn´t know that, You Star Wars-afficionado), HA HA HA HAH A...HAHAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! You suck by bringing that example up.

 

[Taliesin]

I'd love to see Janne write in this thread, prooving he read it

 

[U[Sic]M]

Yeah, avenge my unjust dismissal from that place. Right on, bro! But they already luv you over there, so you can´t anger them.

And let´s get the terminology clear: it´s the OUIFf, as in the Official Unofficial In Flames-forum...not that which you wrote.

 

[Mattias the Bitch Boy]

That was in episode 4 you dumb fool! Anakin had grown FAR from being a teenage brat by then. He had grown to some dork with a stupid costume that scared kids in the late 70s instead. And Obi Wan had gotten old and senile.

But NEVER MIND THAT dammit, the POINT was that you're a brat, like Anakin, in EPISODE 2. It was used as an example so that you would UNDERSTAND that I am your teacher. Sure you might kill me some day, if that will make you feel better, but stop thinking ahead of yourself all the time.

I bet you've written yet another post that I haven't read at the time that I'm written this now. Ass!

 

[Mattias the Bitch Boy]

Originally posted by U[Sic]M
Yeah, avenge my unjust dismissal from that place! Right on, bro! But they already luv you over there, so you can´t anger them.

No not YOU dumbass, they've been talking shit about me over there, behind my back. I was HURT, HEARTBROKEN, RUINED, DESTROYED, BLOWN INTO OBLIVION, etc. They will not get away with that. You're just a whiny brat, you deserved to be banned. I don't deserve the treatment I've gotten though, because I'm so much better than they are.

 

[Mattias the Bitch Boy]

Thanks for editing that post while I'm responding to it. Very typical of you.

 

[U[Sic]M]

Yes, I have written another post already...that´s because I´m much faster than you are. Much like Anakin was faster than his mentor, Obi-Wan Kenobi. But this example is reeeeaaaally bad. I´d have much preferred another one...like, something CORRECT.

And besides, who the fuck´s talking ´bout Episode 2???!!! That´s not the original, and thus cannot be kool and vintage and true Star Wars.

 

[U[Sic]M]

Originally posted by Mattias of the Night
Thanks for editing that post while I'm responding to it. Very typical of you.

Yeah, well, the computer-hacker that you are, you hacked yourself into the UM-database and changed my post...then I had to change it back. Really stupid of you to think that I wouldn´t find out too.

No, you are mistaken: they idolise you over there. They would go over burning copys of "Whoracle" for you.

 

[Kuvasz]

you scare me...
haha