I was in Urgent Care for 7 hours last night

[VangelicSurgeon]

They had me in an OB/GYN examining room hooked up to an IV for at least 4 of those hours. I sucked up 2 bags of saline solution and they ran a bunch of tests.

I went in on my lunch break at 3:30 and didn't leave until 10:30!!

not at all how I was thinking my night would go.

 

[avi]

sounds killer dude!

 

[goatschool]

JOSH

have they figured anything out?

 

[XzanderX]

dude, how are you?

 

[xfer]

jesus dude.

 

[deadair]

they found out josh is soooo metal, that his stomache is made out of metal.

and... it hurts the rest of his body... because the rest of it isn't metal

 

[XzanderX]

his heart is metal isn't?

 

[deadair]

well, yea.... but, just his stomache and heart...

 

[XzanderX]

I wonder how that looks when they do x-rays

 

[robina]

jesus. i hope you are okay dude!

 

[minxnim]

dude, that is not cool!

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

worst night ever. I have to be honest this puts California in jeopardy.

 

[xfer]

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[deadair]

...as in?...


you might be taking a cross country bathroom tour?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I haven't gotten an absolute no from the docs, but they were all like, "if you go, you are crazy." it would also be fun administering the enemas they perscribed me at the hotel.

 

[FuSoYa]

Were they able to give you some kind of diagnosis?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

nope, no diagnosis. I'm supposed to go in to see the gastro dude ASAP.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

I have drawn the conclusion from this thread that I am in fact a DUDE.

 

[goatschool]

it is truly a stunning display of that term

7 by my last tally

 

[minxnim]

dude.