I Wasn't Here Yesterday Because.......

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

I Wasn't Here Yesterday Because I Was In The Local Mall, In Drag. I Ended Up Getting Kicked Out Though. U Could See A Couple Of Inches Of Skin Between The Bottom Of My Shirt And The Top Of My Skirt Witch Wouldn't Have Bothered The Security Guards Exept That The Entire Right Side Of My Skirt Was Being Held Together With A Few Saftey Pins So It Was Really Obvious That I Wasn't Wearing Any Underwear. Every Body Except The Security Gaurds Thought This Was Really Cool And A Lot Of Straight Girls And Gay Guys Actualy Asked Me To Show Them My Dick. I Walked Out Of The Mall And Into A Really Fancy Resturaunt To Change Into Guys Clothes Witch Really Freaked Out The Coustomers.

 

[Chromatose]

hahaha

good story.

you need to get a better skirt.

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

I Was Actually Gonna Sew Up The Side Of My Skirt, I Just Didn't Actualy Get Around To It Yet

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Hey man, have you joined any discordian societies? Sounds like the kind of thing we'd get up to(without the drag and with chicken costumes.)

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

"discordian Societies"??? U Mean Like The Noblist Nations???

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

More The King Kong Kult(Had to change their name sadly)

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

I Actualy Heard About That It Really Was Pretty Sad

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

WHAT?
How did you hear about that? only drunkards in my halls know about this!
Explain!

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

Magik

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Goes to show how far drunken exploits will travel. Did you hear about the gorrilla suits too?

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

King Kong Kult Having To Change Their Name Was In A "newsletter" Thats Made By The Ku Klux Klan Every Body Knows About It Here In The States

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

"gorrilla Suits"???

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

I think you may have heard of a VERY differnt King Kong Kult. We got drunk, obtained gorrila suits and ran through didsbury on a drunken night.Then we got thrown out of a lesbian bar. THat was a strange night.

 

[rebirth]

lesbian bar please explain, whats that....I am fresher...

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Lesbian bar, noun, a bar in which lesbians drink.
Exactly what is says on the tin.

 

[rebirth]

Is it still WEDNESDAY'S for them to play pool as well....

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

?WHAT?
Didn't see any pool tables but I was very drunk in a gorrila suit so the pope could have been there.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

dragon, hahahhaaaa, good job, wish i could have been there to see it...not really.....which restaurant though? on the border? olive garden?

 

[Guerrilla]

Wow this forum is full of suprises. It keeps getting dumber. A month ago, I didn't think it was possible for us to get any more stupid but hey, we sure proved me wrong.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

NEVER underestimate stupidity.
Its everywhere. Its even under the kitchen sink.