i wish my favorite coworker didn't just quit

[minxnim]

this morning. i'm so bummed out. today is taking a turn for the craptastic.

 

[Josh Seipp]

 

[minxnim]

i'm so wondering who i am going to send drawings of the director too over email now

 

[Baliset]

well if you end up leaving, on your last day you should send them all to your director right before you finish up for the day.

 

[xfer]

post them here!

 

[minxnim]

greg: that's a good idea. i will probably die from complications of anorexia before that i'm afraid.

alex: i might consider it. but they're mostly funny when you know her.

 

[FuSoYa]

wait a minute, is this a different person from your cool boss who quit?

 

[minxnim]

toby: yes my cool boss didn't officially quit, she just told me she would be leaving in a few months to give me advance notice before everyone else knew.
the coworker that quit today only gave 2 weeks notice max. she's not my boss she's just my pal.

 

[FuSoYa]

oh man, everyone's bailing on you

 

[minxnim]

yea i knew this would happen when they altered the structure of my department! i expected it but i figured it would take longer for people to completely take off :/

 

[minxnim]

when my brother in law was in elementary school he had no friends and he used to just kick a rock around the playground with a sad face.

i'll be kicking the rock soon too.

 

[minxnim]

my nice supervisor just gave me a bag of snacks and a soda and a note inside that said 'if you quit before i do i will stab myself to death with your office scissors. xoxo Debra'

!!!

 

[lizard]

office cartoons!

one day we were in a staff meeting and we saw casey the web guy doodling on his pad of paper....he's a pretty good cartoonist, and we were bored, so:

Ward: hey...what do you think Casey's drawing a picture of?
Me: I dunno....probably a picture of Gary (the database guy) with a schlong in his mouth...
Ward: haha!

and after the meeting we went up to casey and asked to see the drawing...it was of Gary with a rather large penis in his mouth!!

I am prescient!!

 

[minxnim]

haha. i like that my boss is all into stabbing-depicting cartoons now b/c i am always threatening to stab people in the mouth.

 

[tar]

whatever i returned

 

[tar]

sorry about your fav coworker though. i know what fun they can be

 

[xfer]

tar's like the herpes you thought you cured with that chinese herbal remedy.

 

[Astral Poetry]

You should make your own fun around the office. Release some furry animals (rabbits, ferrets, etc.) into the hallways and just watch the fun explode.

 

[tar]

i am going to ignore that but if you don't want me here i can leave again.

 

[minxnim]

alex that's mean tar is my bff.

also: i wouldn't let furry animals get hurt dammit.

also, tar... can you meet me for lunch today i'll be lonely.