If Devin took a shit on stage....

[shivering corpse]

Would you lose respect for him?

Or would you taste it?

 

[TrevJ]

I would determine the amount of respect lost or gained based on the taste.

 

[Burning Darkness]

Gross, but somehow it wouldn't surprise me all that much considering he was shaking his ass in someguy's face in the front row, and doing the same with his crotch. By now he may very well be taking shits on stage.

 

[mindspell]

I would carefully spray the mound with hairspray. Collect the now hard piece of shit in a ziplock and then sell it on ebay for an undeterminate amount of money.



I am sure it would sell

 

[Willith]

You mean, he hasn't shit on stage already?

 

[Break Zero]

Wait... I think he did take a crap on stage when I saw SYL play with Meshuggah at The Chance in like May, during Meshuggahs set.

 

[Judas Pissed]

He said that his most embarrassing or memorable (can't remember which) onstage moment was when he shit his pants while hitting a really high note. "Not a lot of shit, but enough to make you go 'oh, gross!'"

 

[shivering corpse]

even more important, would you watch it?
would you start booing?
or would you just watch, like a spectator.

 

[kleo706]

Break Zero,

Way to take the joke out of context AND not even offer me a fucking drink, assface jerk.

 

[toolsofthetrade]

i'd laugh, and feel disgusted. well, depends whether he comes up walking with a toilet, puts it down, get his paper from under his armpit and have a proper crap. i'd laugh.

 

[shivering corpse]

what if some of it splattered on you?

 

[Judas Pissed]

As long as it _didn't_ splatter on me and there wasn't too much graphic anuswork I'd find it greatly funny. hmmm.....

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I would cheer like I'd never cheered for anything ever before.

 

[DEEK]

I'd probably just fall on my ass laughing

 

[Overlord Purple Rainbow]

Good Lord!



Are we talking about Devin Townsend or G.G. Allen???

 

[bleedingfilth]

I'd probaby just stand there flabbergasted. It would be extremely discusting, but I doubt I'd lose any respect for him. He's still a musical genius.

 

[oldlyonfreak]

what if some of it splattered on you?

I would try to clean my face on your tee shirt

Geoff

 

[shivering corpse]

but I'd make you buy a new one!

 

[BigFakeSmile]

i was at the stage-shit show!

 

[kleo706]

Yeah. Me and BFS were the elderly couple making out during Gizmachi's set!