If Opeth Were A Pie...

[the_3_toed_sloth]

WHAT?!?! No meat pie?!? Then i refuse to vote! EVERYONE knows that meat pies are the most metal pies there are....just like meat pies with cheese are the most prog rock pies there are....

 

[TheApostle]

True Opeth fans know that it is Pumpkin.

Pumpkin stands for everything that is Opeth! People that picked otherwise would probably say that Deliverence is their favorite album. Though amazing, Deliverence does not begin to harness the pure ownageness of their past albums, and therefore of course you would pick something other than pumpkin pie. I laugh at your imoral votes and chuckle I shall.

Opeth:
Prologue is a sweet song.
FU
METAL!
Patterns in the Ivy is cool too.
Karma is ownage.
Idiots (referring to people who didnt vote pumpkin.
Not Nu metal


nubs

 

[T-Rat]

i'm with the meat-pie contingent
(ps. this might just be the dopiest thread yet...)

 

[Luz]

Blueberry is metal.
I don't fucking care what you guys fucking think.
Fuck. Period.

 

[Starless Dragon]

This thread is so awful, it's like a train wreck with mass casualties, and you just can't make yourself look away...

I voted pumpkin lol. Cause pumpkins rule.

 

[Arnold Layne]

def. apple, but not that shit apple pie, i'm talkin bout the tasty shit:

Hell yeah

Apple thats cooked with butter, cinnamon and brown sugar first so that the sugar slightly caramalises the apples. Then put it into some nice short crust pasty bake away, and serve with vanilla ice cream.

 

[Luz]

According with the forum, yesterday was your fucking b-day. So happy fucking birthday to you.

Hell yeah
Apple thats cooked with butter, cinnamon and brown sugar first so that the sugar slightly caramalises the apples. Then put it into some nice short crust pasty bake away, and serve with vanilla ice cream.

 

[Arnold Layne]

Thanks Luz, much appreciated, I am 21 now, and going on holiday this afternoon as a present.

Hope your days improves, and u feel a little less pissed off.

 

[Luz]

Thank you, have a great holidays then.
My life is a complete waste of time, that's all.
I'm going to a bar tonight, to see some Fleetwood Mac videos ALONE, because my stupid cunt motherfuckers or so called FRIENDS don't wanna go.
So I'll have fun with a beer, because there's no way in hell that I'm gonna go to a bar ALONE and don't fucking drink alcohol.
Vai - Vai...

Thanks Luz, much appreciated, I am 21 now, and going on holiday this afternoon as a present.

Hope your days improves, and u feel a little less pissed off.

 

[dorian gray]

haha! although attractive, i think Luz would be competitive for the "worst girlfriend ever" award.

boyfriend: "wanna do something fun tonight?"
Luz: "fuck you. FUUUUUUUUCK YOU!"

 

[Luz]

Bwahahahahaha, that made my laugh my ass off.
But,
god damn it you fucking cunt, Dorian, for fuck's sake, I didn't do nothing wrong...!!!
I would be competitive for the 'Cartman Award' for being a son of a bitch or a pain in the ass aswell, you fucking now.
I'm leaving now. Fuck

haha! although attractive, i think Luz would be competitive for the "worst girlfriend ever" award.

boyfriend: "wanna do something fun tonight?"
Luz: "fuck you. FUUUUUUUUCK YOU!"

 

[Arnold Layne]

HAHA im sure she would make a great g/f, she likes Opeth.

Hve a beer for me, being my bday and all

 

[Luz]

You're fucking right, I'll do it then.

Thanks for the compliment.

 

[Blackened Rainbow]

appleeee

 

[deliverance]

i'd rather eat my mom out than respond legitimately to this thread

you eat your mom out anyway...



and Alternative, i thought you were in your 30's for some reason.

 

[dorian gray]

i swear the first time he posted that it said, " id rather eat my mom.." not, "id rather eat my mom *out*". whats going on here? conspiracy.

oh, and brian, dude, your sig is slowing my dial-up down to a crawl.

 

[deliverance]

^ sucks for you jon : ( haha my new ren sig rules

 

[dorian gray]

yours is scary. mines awesome.

 

[synergy]

mines thought provoking

 

[Metalloid]

I voted Pecan because Opeth is nutty.