if you could have Warrel bursting out of a cake in the nude and singing you a song...

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Which song?

I'm thinking Forever (KISS) or Enter Sandman.

OR Elton John... Something about the way you look tonight

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

yay for discussing Nevermore for the first time!

 

[Metal head87]

If this is how Nevermore is being discussed, wouldn't it just be better for Nevermore fans to talk about Deathklok, pink eye and whatever else is usually discussed here?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I meant for me... since I resumed posting this is my first mention of Nevermore, I think!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

oh man... if he was singing the trooper and wearing a cute little British war outfit

I would just... never have low spirits again

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

But sexy british war outfit, mind you!

 

[Metal head87]

I would do anything to see Warrel reply to this topic!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Charmin creeps me out... they are SPECIFICALLY singling out people with hair on their rump. BEAR BOTTOMS?
No one likes to be reminded this issue exists in the human race.

 

[Metal head87]

Charmin caters to the hairy asses. Those hairless assed people can use it too if they want. It's not really possible to use cheap toilet paper when you have a shitload of hair in your ass (literally in this case). Those people who are lucky enough to have hairless asses could use whatever they want, but people like me, and the Charmin Bear, need and love to use Charmin. Charmin makes taking a dump like having your birthday celebrated on Christmas and hanukkah!

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

What is so special about it? Does it secrete some sort of liquid to cleanse the hair?

 

[Chromatose]

yes.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

REALLY?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I know that question is stupid sometimes... but, SERIOUSLY?!

 

[Metal head87]

You will not find a better quality paper than Charmin. It is stronger yet softer than all other toilet papers. Some people don't really care so much about that, but I would rather spend a little extra for the quality.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I tried reading the website... and honestly... toilet paper talk/adverts.. make me VERY sick

 

[Ryan VH]

He'd be singing "I'm too Sexy"

 

[Chromatose]

Rubbing one's ass with subpar toilet papers when covered in a surplus of hair is akin to having your faced rubbed by a burly man with a beard. It chafes.

Or I can rub my butt hair on your face for another example. particularly the anus hair, that's the main focus here.

 

[Metal head87]

The worst thing about asshair is that it's impossible to shave. Waxing usually makes ingrown hairs, which would probably hurt like hell in that area. Nobody in their right mind would put a razor anywhere near there and an electric shaver pulling the hair out of the ass probably hurts like hell too.
Well, there is electrolysis, although for that I'm sure it's called electrolasses, but I doubt that would be too comfortable either.
Unfortunately we must face facts, we are doomed to wander the Earth with hair in our asses.

 

[Tiff]

Does it really matter which song? I don't think I'd be paying attention to the singing, if you catch my drift.

 

[Super Mahrio]

Does it really matter which song? I don't think I'd be paying attention to the singing, if you catch my drift.

indeed