if you could have Warrel bursting out of a cake in the nude and singing you a song...

Conquer All said:
how many times will you eat a cake after or before WD jumps out naked?


Eating an entire cake with someone inside of it BEFORE they jump out does have a certain sexy appeal to it, I'll give ya that.
 
And that is why it's obvious that you are new here. You'll get used to it and absolutely despise this board just like everyone else soon enough, though. But you'll still post here because you are too lazy to leave your computer and have already seen every porn website in existence.
 
Originally Posted by Super Mahrio
"Why cant we be friends, why cant we be friends..."

I think this might be the best choice.

"You got a friend in me" would be cool, but personally, unless Karmic was belting that one out... all I would feel: pang.

Even a nude Dane wrapped in a thin coat of cake could not alter this.
 
I'm suprised you're so gay and foolish.
That's a bad combination by the way. The gay take it in the butt, and the foolish get raped. So you can expect to get raped in the butt.