if you could have Warrel bursting out of a cake in the nude and singing you a song...

[Metal head87]

These are the lyrics to Amygdala (the Dimension Zero one)

Shut the fuck up, It's time to back up, To reflect on the grey times, To make sure its in balance
Suck my mind dry, Make my pores cry, Lets make out in the fire, Feed me up like the liar
IS IT OPENED? IS IT CLOSED, DRIVES ME CRAZY, KEEPS ME SANE?
Crack me open, Colour my darkness, I'm alive if you say so, I will fall, I'm your undertow
It's the loss of my failure, Can't depend on a prayer, When you crush me like a freight train, I'm a survivor and I'll regain.

Um, ok. So the lyrics aren't too great. But this is some really brutal melodic death metal music.

 

[Super Mahrio]

"I like you, you like me, tell the internet your pet name for my pee pee"

 

[-Syl-]

maybe he could sing one of these good old songs:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Kwh_yOzJ6AY

http://youtube.com/watch?v=CMwdAc1Dzfg&mode=related&search=

(my old fav
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BNyRU0fKHAY&mode=related&search=

yesterday evening I was searching a lot of 80's song from my childhood/teenage. It was so shocking to see these videos ))

 

[perniciosa]

I was thinking something like this would do ...
http://weebls-stuff.com/toons/kenya/

and the lion/tiger dance would be appropriate too