If you were to star in a porno, what background music would you choose?

[Reign in Acai]

I'd probably go with the mentos theme.

'Doo doo doo doo, doo-doo, do-Wah!'

It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life, and Mentos is fresh and full of life.

Nothing gets to you, staying fresh staying cool, with Mentos, fresh and full of life.

Fresh goes better, Mentos freshness, fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!


http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/3326/mentsong.wav

This shit seriously pumps me up!!!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

bwahahaha


the turtles "happy together" ftw

 

[Claws of Perdition]

what sort of porno is it?
one like where acai shits on susperia's stomach?
or the other kind?

 

[Reign in Acai]

The kind where the sex is preluded by a 45 minute cinematic sequence of a young european fair skinned beauty travelling half way across the world to meet the man of her dreams. I'm picturing the sex taking place somewhere between the forest stroll scene and the walk in the woods scene. We're talking classy porno here folks!!! Something that is not as hardcore as say "VIVID", but far more sensual than the 30 sec midnight softcore you'de see on Cinemax.

 

[dorian gray]

^this actually turned me on for a second

 

[Trylakos]

I'd be in an epic emotional fuck flick to the first half of Godspeed you! Black Emperor, the drumroll climax part is the ultimate orgasm music

 

[Eminor]

Flight of the Bumblebee?

 

[dorian gray]

I haven't seen a porn since around 2002. Is that a record of some kind?

 

[NAD]

An ex-bint once told me I keep time while fucking to music. We used to bang while listening to Slayer so I'm gonna go with that.

 

[Mormagil]

i can't stand music in porn, so i'll go with a kung fu movie-style soundtrack, complete with gongs at appropriate moments (plus the cartoon "disappointment" whistle)

also it would be shot in fake chinese and then dubbed in english...so basically the fight scene from wayne's world 2, except tia carrere gets naked

 

[General Zod]

I'm a gentleman. So, whatever Jenna likes to listen to while she takes a delivery through the back door is just fine by me.

Zod

 

[Night Mare]

ELS.

 

[lizard]

I haven't seen a porn since around 2002. Is that a record of some kind?

nope.

the only vaguely porn thing I've seen in years was the scene in Over There, where the guy being deployed to Iraq is carring his wife around from room to room gettin' the pokins', until he swings open one door and his son is staring at them.

"Oops!" *slam*

wait that sounds like Dorian

 

[Demonspell]

I'll also admit to have never been anything close to a porn addict, and have not a single unsafe for work page bookmarked. But to answer the question: Camel - Song Within A Song. Or the whole Snow Goose album. I also like Trylakos suggestion...or Explosions In The Sky - Your Hand In Mine.

 

[dorian gray]

wait that sounds like Dorian

yeah, in 2005 maybe, minus the kid

 

[lizard]

face it bro, sooner or later your son is going to catch you getting some. it's inevitable.

 

[Night Mare]

Explosions In The Sky - Your Hand In Mine.

Heh Heh Heh...

 

[dorian gray]

face it bro, sooner or later your son is going to catch you getting some. it's inevitable.

We were doing uhhhh *something* recently whilst he played on the floor and he looked up at me and stared at me so strangely that I said to the wife, "uhh, ok, stop, this is wierd."

 

[dill_the_devil]

For some reason, I thought of Godflesh, but then it'd probably just look like we were imitating a pair of oil derricks or something.

 

[lizard]

We were doing uhhhh *something* recently whilst he played on the floor and he looked up at me and stared at me so strangely that I said to the wife, "uhh, ok, stop, this is wierd."