Illinois governor bans flavoured condoms...

Probably something like that. Maybe someone choked on one.
You gotta remember that here in America, we can constantly sue tobacco company's for getting us lung cancer.
We can sue McDonald's when we spill hot coffee on our laps.
They need to put WARNINGS on everything because if we leave sleeping pills where our children can reach them, we could otherwise sue the pills' manufacture.
It's embarrassing.


At least Bush Rocks. :rock:
 
That's my home state for ya! Never mind the high crime rate, high taxes, or the problem with homelessness, let's get to work on banning rubbers!
 
ThraxDude said:
Politicians are fucking lame.:Smug:
But at least Bush ROCKS!

Bush does not rock, he is stumbling blindly around the office playing with daddy's pencils sharpener....and Clinton's moving to illinois
 
macjeff said:
I don't think you read the article correctly....

Blogo (as we like to call him) banned the state of Illinois from purchasing and distributing flavored and colored condoms. Stupid, but not as bad as you first thought.

http://www.hivdent.org/publicp/ppGBHA122004.htm

Remember, Google is your friend!



Maybe he thought it was chewing gum ( sorta like Dan Ackroyd in "The Coneheads") imagine his shock as he is pulled to the side and some one says
Uh hey man
( here he is gum smackin)
Yeah ( smack smack smack throuppp as he blows a bubble)
You uh do know yer chomping on a condom right?
 
funny that I would mention bush Jr and clinton here but now I have

Did you know when Clinton was impeached they passed a bill that stated any one running for president can not have any drug charges or admit to using or have ever used them.....So why is bush in Office ( He had 2 cocaine episodes and rehab while he was govenor of texas) so according to that bill, he is in there illegally ( all this was done because clinton said he "Didint inhale"


honestly by the time I hit 7th grade 9 out of 10 students( according to the survey) where already smoking weed ( I started when i was nine and still do) So why is it when one of my generations people gets elected people make a big stink ( eventually one of us punk ass stoners will get into ofiice)

Hell in all honesty you can convert hemp into gas ( oil companies are more to blame for it being illegal because it is cheaper to make and cuts into there profits) FUCK BUSH .... and look at how much there monopoly on oil has cost us.

oh coincedently my 7th grade year was the first year for the "dare programs"
 
Arg_Hamster said:
"Winners don´t use drugs!"

Remember that old slogan? :P
Winning what?


I pay my bills I go to work, im not knocking off grocery stores ( what do you think the indians where smoking in there peice pipes)

if it was a contest "Im still waitin fer the prize" thats funny
 
I prefer to think on what ROLLINS said


"DONATE YOUR BODY TO SCIENCE"
all the acid we did and other drugs, they will be amazed you servived looking at what they find in your spinal fluids
 
Sir Phobos said:
Bush does not rock, he is stumbling blindly around the office playing with daddy's pencils sharpener....and Clinton's moving to illinois
Bush is also doing NOTHING for our most precious resource, this little thing called the ENVIRONMENT. Republicans seem to think that God will fix it. Generations from now will be paying for Dubya's environmental raping.
 
Sir Phobos said:
Did you know when Clinton was impeached they passed a bill that stated any one running for president can not have any drug charges or admit to using or have ever used them.....

I don't remember that, but even if they did, it would be unconstitutional. The requirements for the president are clearly listed in the Constitution. Any further requirements would require a constitutional amendment.