I'm back!

[Volke]

Uhhhhhh...no?

 

[Magister Azræ Pør]

I love you too. Lets have a threesome

 

[Volke]

Only if your W.D and only then will I think about it.

 

[Magister Azræ Pør]

W.D.?.... you mean: Wide Dong?

 

[Magister Azræ Pør]

because my dong has a fair about of girth. a circumfrence of 3 inches to be exact.

 

[Karmic]

my bros is a huge fan hes bought up all starting with blood omen before the first sol reaver
watching the plot unflod in that game is like a 2 day long movie
that lady who wrote the script is frigen genious
and the guy who does kains voice is the man
Vai Victus!!!!!

Simon Templeman?

 

[Super Mahrio]

Hey Magister, unless your happy little dong is over 8 inches, and the width of a Nordic sword hilt, theres no deal...

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"a circumfrence of 3 inches to be exact."

It obviously is not, and he obviously has no idea what circumference means.

 

[FretsAflame]

I get to be legolas

 

[FretsAflame]

because my dong has a fair about of girth. a circumfrence of 3 inches to be exact.

....



father o'malley?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

*is still laughing about the three inches in circumference* Would a female even feel that? I think that is when the "Is it in yet" question comes into play.

 

[Super Mahrio]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Father OMalley

 

[Volke]

No way! I am legolas!!!! And lets not talk about the size of manhoods, Azrae, most of us guys on the forum would eat you alive.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

No way! I am legolas!!!! And lets not talk about the size of manhoods, Azrae, most of us guys on the forum would eat you alive.

*mumbles in Elvish and makes everyone happy and flitters off in pretty dress and pointed ears*

 

[Magister Azræ Pør]

thats a nonerect circumfrence, measured just below the mushroom head

 

[Magister Azræ Pør]

and a nonerect length of 8 inches. It meets the requirements of your mate.

 

[Super Mahrio]

 

[Volke]

lol...Then by all means! But just not with that one.

 

[FretsAflame]

*is still laughing about the three inches in circumference* Would a female even feel that? I think that is when the "Is it in yet" question comes into play.

dude - the average penis circumference IS 3 inches

 

[FretsAflame]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
Father OMalley

hahahaha - i thought somebody might like that