i'm cooking some fucking fish right now

I love fish. My father and I cooked a delicious cioppino last night with local mussels, jumbo shrimp, scallops and monkfish.
 
alright i've got a little something to say all you fucks who aren't completely metal better get with the program real fucking quick because thsi shit is not a hobby alright. i don't give a shit about your stupid kids and your fucking job or whatever it is that you do you better know real quick that i this is my fucking life i fucking cook fish, drink beers in my apartment, and I fucking throw on true metal jams 24 fcking 7 buddy. So don't come to me with you false concepts like "gorwing up" and all this bullshit. Just throw on some fucking Sadus like i already fucki;ng told you and shut your fucking mouth faggot. that's all.

I always wondered what would happen if The Greys got angry.
 
how to be metal while you eat fish

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With some facial hair you can look like your avatar.
 
Well, if he's drunk, fish isn't something that's gonna agree with him. It'll be "fish stew" in about 35 minutes!