'sup fellas
I only eat warm fish. Cold fish is gross.
Haha, did you just wake up?
Like making Ozzman sandwiches.
Nah man, I just took a break from UM for a day. I actually went to work really hung over which is definitely not awesome when you're changing tires in the Arizona heat all day.
Anyway, I COOKED SOME MOTHERFUCKING SALMON TODAY.
You have a philosophy degree and you're changing tires?
Sucks, in all honesty - what also sucks is that I too have a degree in philosophy and have a shitty 'product replacement' job (mine however is oil).
Nope.What about smoked salmon?
Anyway, I COOKED SOME MOTHERFUCKING SALMON TODAY.
Don't worry bud, the tire changing job is just meant to get me through school. I'm going for my Ph.D. which means I will someday be teaching little spoiled college fucks how to think critically about weird things. I got some plans baby.