i'm cooking some fucking fish right now

[False Joe]

Semi-colon fucking = anal sex

Semi-colon fucking = half assed anal sex.

 

[waif]

Garlic and butter soaked scallops fucking own.
Just thought I'd say that.

FTMFW! HAIL!

Semi-colon fucking = anal sex

No, :fucking = anal

 

[Zephyrus]

Anus and rectum =/= colon.

 

[cookiecutter]

eww

 

[Ben_t]

I try to eat fish that contain a lot of mercury in them. Why eat something safe when you can eat fish containing heavy metal in them. What better way to die then from heavy metal poisoning?

 

[waif]

Anus and rectum =/= colon.

True, but when your penis is as large as mine, anal sex involves all 3.

I try to eat fish that contain a lot of mercury in them. Why eat something safe when you can eat fish containing heavy metal in them. What better way to die then from heavy metal poisoning?

Derek Riggs (Iron Maiden's artist) got that, although he was fine. Such an ill way to go.

 

[Cythraul]

'sup fellas

 

[waif]

how was the fish?

 

[Cythraul]

how was the fish?

My memory is a bit hazy but I think it was decent.

 

[waif]

Swordfish steak is excellent. Just sayin'.

 

[Nikki]

I want fish.

Cook me some fish and I love you long time.

 

[waif]

I cook you fish.

 

[supseudonymous]

I want fish.

Cook me some fish and I love you long time.

I've got a sperm whale with your name all over it.



(Sorry, first thing that popped into my head. )

 

[Nikki]

hahah I love you guys

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

I've got a sperm whale with your name all over it.



(Sorry, first thing that popped into my head. )

YEAH, WELL WHALES AREN'T FISH, BUB.

Nikki, you don't have to put up with this sort of harassment. If you want you can come over and we can discuss your hopes and dreams and all the great things women have done for the world.

 

[Valerie]

Nikki, you don't have to put up with this sort of harassment. If you want you can come over and we can discuss your hopes and dreams and all the great things women have done for the world.

Like making Ozzman sandwiches.

 

[Nikki]

Oh I'll make a sandwich.


and it's going straight into my stomach.

anyway. I used to despise fish, and the very thought of swallowing a bone scared me from fish for years, but I randomly had salmon one day and fell in love with fish.

 

[waif]

I only eat warm fish. Cold fish is gross.

 

[supseudonymous]

and the very thought of swallowing a bone scared me

Just fucking throw them at me why don't you?


Anyway, all fish suck.

Fun fact: As a kid I loved fish sticks until my parents told me they had fish in them. I never ate them again.

 

[Ender Rises]

Fish is good, in my limited experience with it. Love fried salmon.