i'm cooking some fucking fish right now

[DarkBliss]

I threw up a nasty paste consisting of indigested mushrooms and egg salad on my couch after a New Years Eve party once, several years ago. I've been so traumatized by the long-enduring stench coming up from the stain that I don't get drunk since.

 

[Melodeath]

lol

Last time I threw up was because of all the fucking smoke at a Celtic Frost show. It was the first time I threw up since grade school. I threw up nothing but liquid, and started laughing as soon as I finished the procedure.

 

[mutantllama]

Cyth needs to post drunk more often

Him and King Drunkard.

 

[waif]

TBH, all their best posts are made drunk.

 

[The Butt]

Holy tit-swabs, this thread is awesome.

 

[seedofvengeance]

I fucking agree with you Cyth.

What exactly are we supposed to be agreeing/disagreeing with?
That he cooks fish?
I don't get it.

 

[Einherjar86]

That fish and metal are all types of awesome.

 

[seedofvengeance]

So... fish=good
Metal=good
Right?
Well, I don't know how he's going to get the approval of the crowd here on the metal part. I just don't think he's pitching it to the right group.

 

[The Ozzman]

I changed the photo I posted to give it a Cyth twist

 

[Einherjar86]

I know, right?

EDIT: @seedofvengeance

 

[Valerie]

"This album... is for fish!"
"Yeah 'cause fish gots no good metal to listens to."

 

[Zephyrus]

I changed the photo I posted to give it a Cyth twist

Perfect.

 

[General Zaroff]

alright i've got a little something to say all you fucks who aren't completely metal better get with the program real fucking quick because thsi shit is not a hobby alright. i don't give a shit about your stupid kids and your fucking job or whatever it is that you do you better know real quick that i this is my fucking life i fucking cook fish, drink beers in my apartment, and I fucking throw on true metal jams 24 fcking 7 buddy. So don't come to me with you false concepts like "gorwing up" and all this bullshit. Just throw on some fucking Sadus like i already fucki;ng told you and shut your fucking mouth faggot. that's all.

LMAO post of the day.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

gorwing up

 

[cookiecutter]

I like how a semicolon snuck into "fucking" some how

 

[Belligerent]

Garlic and butter soaked scallops fucking own.
Just thought I'd say that.

 

[Einherjar86]

I like how a semicolon snuck into "fucking" some how

I know, right?

As though in the midst of fucking, we must pause for reconsideration (which does happen to me occasionally).

 

[DarkBliss]

Priceless

 

[Zephyrus]

I know, right?

As though in the midst of fucking, we must pause for reconsideration (which does happen to me occasionally).

Semi-colon fucking = anal sex

 

[Gold]

his original post reminds me of "my new haircut"

at first i thought this kid was a fag now im thinkin he's a god

give him a guitar and drop him off at the pagan lands this guy IS metal