I'm getting e-hit on right now.

[NAD]

Via email, from a girl at a company we do work for. My assumptions are as follows:

1) young
2) outgoing
3) single

I have some options to play with now. What should I do?

 

[Crimson Velvet]

She's probably fat.

EDIT: Or have you met her before?

 

[NAD]

I'm trying to remember if I have met her before, but I don't think so. I meet a ton of people at this job, and even the hot ones I don't often remember.

hot girl: "Hi Adrian, long time no see!"
me: "whwhwhoa!"

 

[Reign in Acai]

Post the conversation in this thread.

 

[JayKeeley]

"hello, it was me" rules. She would love that. Look, even one of our many resident chicks voted for it. You gotta go with what chicks like....

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[lurch70]

go for it playa'

 

[lizard]

but be careful if she tells you she wants one of those donut burgers.

 

[The.Donut]

Goatse is always good.

 

[lizard]

 

[unhinged]

stick your finger up her bum

 

[KILL TULLY]