I'm in a sticky situation

[Orion Crystal Ice]

I was going to say something but then thought, why would anyone lie about that?

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

Hey guys, I asked this cute girl if she wanted a ride to Walmart and she said no, but she would go tomorrow and then she asked for my number so that she could call me when she wanted to go. I am so going to get laid

This reminds me of a study that found men often confuse friendliness with sexual attraction and vice versa because they are unskilled at picking up nonverbal cues.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/04/080401081904.htm

Noooooooooo!

 

[Charvelguy]

imo this is way more intimidating.

its like the eyes can see into your soul

I think he's trying to look past his nose actually.

If you like this dude, you gotta do more than just stare straight past him, give him a little smile...then strike up a conversation. Ask him out for a coffee, a beer, a sandwich, stalk him back,...drop something from your purse and have him pick it up and give it back - anything!

 

[False Joe]

i still vote skullfuck

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

no. I would advise against any interaction at all tbh. It may be that his life isn't worth ruining.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I just had a beast wank in the shower.

 

[mutantllama]

I love it when the hot water pours all over my hard cock.

 

[rms]

god you're so gay why don't you get banned or just die

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

my hard cock.

it doesn't legally exist yet tbh

 

[mutantllama]

god you're so gay why don't you get banned or just die

someone insulted me over the internet.

now I'm going to go kill myself.

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

DEATH IS CERTAIN


LIFE IS NOT

 

[SentinelSlain]

So there is this punk guy I keep running into in my village. This has been happening for almost a year, and often. I don't know him at all except from when I shopped at the goth store he worked at 8 years ago. The store is closed now. Anyway, it's like I'm supposed to do something. I keep thinking, if he liked me he would have said something by now. I'm not going to change my wandering grounds where I live... and it seems he prefers the same, very limited route as me. Even though he is usually alone, I get too nervous when I see him so I just look straight ahead and walk.

Another thing... I have an ex from 7 years ago who still calls me.:Smug: Perhaps he got this bloke to stalk me?

Advice?

Why don't you ask him how he likes his ice cream?

 

[Orion Crystal Ice]

it may be that many times we are so caught up in..asking others how they like their ice cream that we....we neglect and forget our own ice cream......leaving a melted and puddled memory of..who we really were.

 

[arg]

woah that's deep

...

just say "hey"

then talk about the weather

that's a pretty safe opener

 

[cookiecutter]

Noooooooooo!

You fool! She just wants a ride to Wal Mart!

 

[MasterOLightning]

I wish there was another degree of ignore for mutantllama, so that I could truly be free of the existence of that entity. Like, a double-ignore which would prevent the ignored message from appearing the in form it does. And something that would prevent me from seeing other people quoting him would be good too.

 

[XSASweet]

ML's not that bad. I've seen way worse

 

[cookiecutter]

Agreed MoL. It's just annoying seeing long strings of other people interacting with him.

 

[The Ozzman]

yeah but that's fucking MIKE's av, we all know he is totally harmless.

I'm going to rape you in the ass while you sleep with a nightstick

 

[mutantllama]

I wish there was another degree of ignore for mutantllama, so that I could truly be free of the existence of that entity. Like, a double-ignore which would prevent the ignored message from appearing the in form it does. And something that would prevent me from seeing other people quoting him would be good too.

Agreed MoL. It's just annoying seeing long strings of other people interacting with him.

You would still see people interact with me no matter what system you put for when people put me on ignore.