I'm in a sticky situation

[Tonka Time]

yeah but that's fucking MIKE's av, we all know he is totally harmless.

funny thing is, my name is mike, and if i shaved my beard a little and had crazy looking eyes id look like his avatar.

 

[Dak]

I'm going to rape you in the ass while you sleep with a nightstick

Well as long as V5 doesn't sleep with nightsticks your threat is meaningless.

 

[The Ozzman]

Well as long as V5 doesn't sleep with nightsticks your threat is meaningless.

Yeah, I thought about changing the syntax but I got lazy

 

[Xorv]

But then if he's not interested I have to keep seeing him and having tension. You see, there is only one cool route in my village and neither will leave it.

 

[Ross]

this thread is obviously a sexual fantasy of hers, and i wouldent mind joining in on her 'sticky situation' tbh

 

[mutantllama]

LOL


I just noticed that

 

[SentinelSlain]

Connie Linguistics



she's fuckin tasty

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

You fool! She just wants a ride to Wal Mart!

And all I want is a ride to Funky Town. Tell me, is that not fair?

 

[CF87]

this thread is obviously a sexual fantasy of hers, and i wouldent mind joining in on her 'sticky situation' tbh

yeah

she wants some sticky.

get in a sticky situation Catarina

 

[Vimana]

Noooooooooo!

X2.

 

[arg]

just gape your butthole at him

man i wish some chick would randomly gape her butthole at me

 

[no country for old wainds]

fire your period up his urethra

 

[Ender Rises]

just gape your butthole at him

man i wish some chick would randomly gape her butthole at me

fire your period up his urethra

uke:

 

[no country for old wainds]

now that really would be a sticky situation!

 

[Onder]

Whole fucking sticky village with whole fucking cool path of yours would be all sticky.

 

[viewerfromnihil]

i just want her to stick her fist in my ass

 

[mutantllama]

I can provide a sticky situation anytime. And I have boots!

 

[viewerfromnihil]

good, cuz it might get muddy

 

[mutantllama]

My boots might be sticky in the village of elevator.

 

[Winter.]

So there is this punk guy I keep running into in my village. This has been happening for almost a year, and often. I don't know him at all except from when I shopped at the goth store he worked at 8 years ago. The store is closed now. Anyway, it's like I'm supposed to do something. I keep thinking, if he liked me he would have said something by now. I'm not going to change my wandering grounds where I live... and it seems he prefers the same, very limited route as me. Even though he is usually alone, I get too nervous when I see him so I just look straight ahead and walk.

Another thing... I have an ex from 7 years ago who still calls me.:Smug: Perhaps he got this bloke to stalk me?

Advice?

You can either talk to him or stay away from him. The choice is yours. Why you had to ask people on the internet I don't know.