I'm in the Navy!

[derek]

"Cum to Sea".

"Hunky Merman".

"Hard On On My Flank".

"Cock Ready to Dock, Sir".

"Porthole - A Love Story".

 

[Liverslapper]

 

[El Stormo]

The Ship That Could Not Twink

 

[Will Bozarth]

I just read that Ernest Borgnine was a Gunner's Mate 1st Class in the Navy... I'm going to be a Gunner's Mate! yus!

 

[Shpongled]

"Seaman Semen"

 

[rms]

why navy?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

because he wants to work with seamen on a poopdeck

 

[El Stormo]

Will Bozarth Gets the Seamen off the Poop Deck

Cumming About

Will Bozarth Drops Anchor

U.S.ASS Bozarth

Will Bozarth at the Purple Helm

 

[Will Bozarth]

why navy?

why NOT the navy?

 

[Anvil]

Engaged?!

 

[Will Bozarth]

Killswitch?

 

[rms]

why NOT the navy?

it's....gay?

 

[Will Bozarth]

none of the armed forces are "gay". it's pretty gay to travel the world in a ship. yep.

 

[rms]

I bet that ship gets real gay real fast. I get to travel myself, im about to be stationed in Korea for a year, gonna be great

 

[Will Bozarth]

k

what service are you in?

 

[rms]

army

 

[Will Bozarth]

nifty. best of luck to you, then.

see, I say "best of luck", not "wow, that's queer".

my turn! i know what rms stands for! "Rentable Man Sucker"! YEAH!

 

[rms]

must be why you joined the navy, a much better person than someone like myself

 

[Dead Winter]

must be why you joined the navy, a much better person than someone like myself

Heh, I did a stint in Korea...one of the best places to go if you like to party.

Except for all the retarded neanderthal Army grunts, it was a good time. No offense.

 

[Will Bozarth]