i'm now officially part of the post-at-work club

[cthulufhtagn]

spending my winter break making $17 an hour writing/editing materials for a cardiology group

 

[MFJ]

hey buck you, fuddy.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Transcatheter recanalization of a chronically occluded spahenous aortocoronary bypass graft

>>actual title of an article listed in a resume ...doubtless dorian will laugh at my perplexion

oh and there's been christmas music on all day

 

[Hell Mike]

you work at a death metal factory

 

[NAD]

Multifarious carnage
Meretriciously internecine
Sublime enmangling steelbath
Of escheated atrocities

Enigmatic longanimity of ruminent mass graves
Meritorious victory, into body-bags now scraped...

Regnant fleshpiles
The dead regorged
Osculatory majestic wrath
This carnal forge

Desensitized - to perspicuous horror
Dehumanized - fresh cannon fodder...

[Lead - Steer]

Meritorious horror
Perspicuous onslaught
Dehumanized - cannon fodder

Killing sanitized
Slaughter sanctified
Desensitized - to genocide

Reigning corpsepiles
Death regorged

Sousing bloodbath
Carnage forged...

In the cold, callous dignity of the mass grave...

[Lead - Amott]

Multiferocious carnage
Cruel, mendacious creed
Sublime, murderous bloodbath
Of fiscal atrocities

Inexorable mettle in redolent consomme
An opprobious crucible of molten human waste...

Priapismic deathpiles
Infinitely regorged
The smelting butchery
Of the carnal forge

Desensitized - to pragmatic murder
Dehumanized - into cannon fodder...

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i could make songs up with article titles

Thallium-201 Post-Exercise Myocardial Scanning: A Clinical Appraisal
Serial Echocardiographic Evaluation of Left Ventricular Function in Aortic Insufficiency
Integral Count Ejection Fraction Measurement Three Ways by a Single Tracer
Echocardiographic Assessment of the Level of Cardiac Compensation in Valvular Heart Disease

kinda rhymes...

the best one so far:
"The Fava Mystique: Medical & Psychocultural Interpretations of the Pythagorean Bean Taboo"

wtF is a pythagorean bean taboo