I'm off to summer camp!

Nov 15, 2003
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EVERYONE at my dealership (plus the other two sister stores, roughly 200 people total) has to go to this thing. Its a hardcore 5 day retreat. Classes start at 7 am, and end at midnight. And you have homework. You have to dance and sing. They blast music at ear splitting levels. Sunglasses and earplugs are allowed. The team leader must wear a jester hat every single minute they are there. You have to hug 25 people every day before they let you into class. It costs $3500 per person. Upon graduation you get a whistle to blow at anyone near you that is exhibiting a bad attitude. If your team wins overall, you get a brick to take home with you. Yes, I said brick. Its in Tennessee. I am not excited. I would have rather stayed in Phoenix and spent the money at Bob Bondurants School of High Performance Driving. Luckily I don't have to pay for it... :yuk:
 
Dude, when you get back, you need to go see -ITIS at Joe's Grotto! Craig shreds like a Mofo!! :hotjump: Good old fashioned cheese music - not for the faint at heart! :ill: Always a cool show and a great time! Good luck out there, and Bob's place is definitely WAY cooler! :headbang:
 
Unfortunatly this camp is not about music. Its about working as a team and all that corporate crap-ola. Its about being happy (whether you want to be or not), and being empowered. Nothing says empowerment like forcing someone to learn about it.

And I made a mistake. We land in Tennesse and drive to Alabama.