Beacuse I'm reminded of Carlin in nearly everything I read, here's one,
"I'll tell you something else, my well-scrubbed friends. You don't always need a shower every day. Did you know that? It's overkill! Unless you work out or work outdoors or for some reason come in intimate contact with huge amounts of filth and garbage every day, you don't always need a shower.
All you really need is to wash the four key areas: armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth! Got that? The hooker's bath. Armpits, asshole, crotch and teeth. In fact, you can save yourself a whole lot of time if you simply use the same brush on all four areas!