maiden1
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wtf... i never shower the way the woman do in the vid
ITS A JOKE, I READ THIS JOKE ABOUT A YEAR AGO LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE ACTED THE JOKE OUT....TIZZ FUNNY WHEN YOU READ IT.....
You and your shower habbits
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ITS A JOKE, I READ THIS JOKE ABOUT A YEAR AGO LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE ACTED THE JOKE OUT....TIZZ FUNNY WHEN YOU READ IT.....
Haha i make the mohawk... i laughed at the drawing penis part but sadly i don't even have enough artistic skills for that.
chris-o-fer
twatwaffle
That was pretty good. "Shake wiener at wife and make 'woo woo' sound" ...I think every grown man does this.
yeah i do exactly that. but i also sing in the shower, sometimes i start growling but them my parents yell at me when i get out for being so loud.
kerrys wear boots
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maiden1
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MORE LIKE SLAP WIFE ACROSS THE FACE WITH COCK IN HAND AND SAYYOU SEE, YOU SEE WOT YOU GET WHEN YOU FUCK WITH
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Dark_Silence
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Charoon
The Boatman
This vid nailed it on the head
The kirkland shampoo killed me.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=i3aZSDJu6zI
i agree with the above video whole heartedly, apart from the cock shacking and the ass hair on the soap :zombie:
General Dildo
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maiden1
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cocks in the other.....
Bobington
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I love taking a shower. I usually end up burning 30-40 minutes in there. Although, I do tend to get a lot done in that 30-40 minute span. I brush my teeth, shave, shampoo/condition, go over my body REAL good like momma said to, improve on my death metal growl, practice my pelvic thrusts, and then some inappropriate things if the mood so happens to strike me.
Murder face plays the bass with it lmao. I used to sleep standing in shower too. Now I don't, I'm pretty used to showering at 5:00 am. when I'm not zombie like in shower sometimes I pretend I have a guitar and do like playing it, and yeah, its fucking strange. I do that almost every time I want to play guitar and don't have one near. That would be al school time, but there are some exceptions.
Depends if its before lectures or after. If its before I'm very swift - ten minutes in scalding water with a good hard scrubbing. If its after, I like to leave the door open so I can hear the music better and use a sponge and exfoliating bath products.
I usually fall asleep standing up... or masturbate. Usually its a toss-up cause there's only enough hot water to do one or the other.
