i'm very very very tired today.
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lizard
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you know what, if I was a woman I would halfway be really torn between
a) wanting to be uberhottttt
or
b) being underhot so I wouldn't have to be hounded by horny 50 yr old goons.
a) wanting to be uberhottttt
or
b) being underhot so I wouldn't have to be hounded by horny 50 yr old goons.
xfer
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lizard
Member
preppy, maybe you could cool his ardor by saying one of the following statements?
1. "does wearing that toupee make your scalp itch?"
2. "do you have any pictures of your grandchildren?"
1. "does wearing that toupee make your scalp itch?"
2. "do you have any pictures of your grandchildren?"
(a) he has a full head of hair and he looks about MAYBE 30 years old
(b) he has no grandkids
(c) he is insanely hot and life is totally unfair
(b) he has no grandkids
(c) he is insanely hot and life is totally unfair
he's 50 yes.
lizard, i think you're missing a point here: HE"S A HOT 50 YEAR OLD. HOT AS IN... HOTT.
lizard, i think you're missing a point here: HE"S A HOT 50 YEAR OLD. HOT AS IN... HOTT.
i'm going to just stare out the car window and refuse to talk to him for the entire ride. that's all i can think of doing.
xfer
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that's the problem. i thought he was so i was like his PAL. then i go to his desk and there are tons of J Lo half naked pix and i realize he's the ONE STRAIGHT GUY HERE
i'm just going to have to totally ignore his existence because i cannot have the hots for a 50 year old. MY DAD IS 55.
lizard
Member
ha I was totally off base! I thought that this was some 50 yr old guy with droopy man boobs , leisure suit, and neck chains.
xfer
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lizard
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the best part is i totally confused nix the other night and he was like WTF XFER IS ASKING YOU OUT WTB? WTG? and i was like NO THE PUERTO RICAN ALEX FROM WORK!
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hah! and his ancient creakiness means i can't even claim that i had the name first, either. :'(
