I'm writing a story...

now things get good! (as good as this looks, the best is yet to come! haha no pun intened ;) )

There came cheers from Apollo, Petros, Mark, and JL. That was all the inspiration Bob needed. He grabbed my shoulder hard enough to make it crack and turn me halfway around. I turned myself around the rest of the way. Now I was all sprawled out, my bottom spread wide on Gus’s lap. The poking sensation had traveled deep inside me now. Bob licked his lips, and dove “down under” on me, face first. Apparently, his nose mole had spotted my crotch mole (and that’s no joke either, I really do have a mole down on my crotch that‘s visible when I shave down there), and you know what happens from then on! I couldn’t believe this was happening, but it was, and I had plenty of witnesses!
 
Normally i would have some cheeky thing to say right now, but, for the first time in, possibly, EVER, i have nothing.

Someone lift my jaw.
 
I don't know if I can read anymore O_______O OMFG. lol.

Amazing. I'm smiling like a manwoman in the library in college ^_^ Hahahaha.


Poor wee Petros and Apollo have been left out. I'm glad Apollo wasn't involved in this sandwich.


He's too innocent!!!!





And mines!



xx Kirsty