imagine, if you will, a pink wal-mart apron draped over your corpse

[goatschool]

perhaps this is a little more acceptable if you are from an older generation and actually take pride/friendships from your workplace.

i saw this very thing about an hour and a half ago, and i'm wondering what sort of grizzly fiend(s) from that company had the nerve to dream this up.

 

[NAD]

if i died wearing a smock i'd kill myself.

here's celebrating 6 years of freedom from working at k-mart, let the journey continue.

 

[azal]

you'll always be my blue light special, OIM.