Greetings from Silly Town, Norway!
I am loving this place. Everyone actually believes they live in a warm climate, even if it is barely 15 degrees celsius in the warmest moments of the day. So they all sit outside and drink liters of beer, with the predictable result that everyone is drunk.
Having arrived on a Sunday and having promptly discovered that today is a bank holiday, I found out that if you are not close to a bar there is nobody at all in the streets. Also, absolutely everything is closed except for bars, and even on weekdays everything closes down around 4 or 5 pm.
Here in Bergen, they do have a haven from the 14th century which is a World Heritage Site, but it has been reconstructed in such a cutesy way that it lacks credibility. The powerful viking fishers are now evoked in an atmosphere of artificial lakes and flowery gardens. Surrounded by bars, obviously.
I am now sitting in a nice locale featuring snooker halls, table football, computers, and amazingly good music. When I came in I heard Rise Against and for some reason I believed I had my MP3 player on. Then a Faith No More song came and I thought that I do not have that particular song in my player so it was really strange.
But the best thing of them all is that I finally can do this without particular effort:
Øøøøøøøøøh! Åååååååååh! And Æææ even!