"Into the Woods..."

[LORD DARKSOUL]

Dear David Gold:


Greetings, this is Carlotta's husband LORD DARKSOUL. Thank you very much for sending that shirt, she looks very sexy in it!


I am also a model, and I second the suggestion for Woods of Ypres thongs. I am a very experienced runway model and it would be an honor to strut my stuff while wearing a "Pursuit of the Sun & Allure of the Earth" piece of assfloss!


Here is a video of me on the runway, I am the last one to come out.. all in black. I think you will be pleased with what you see and deem my mad skillz worthy of free, tight-fitting merchandise:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgipTF9lzQc

Take care, and thanks for the darkness, bro!

LORD DARKSOUL


All hail David Gold... Canada's ambassador to Sexyland!!!

 

[sdmf2]

nice

 

[Lionfrost]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgipTF9lzQc

The video isn't loading right now but considering the title I don't think I'm really missing out a great deal. Haha.
Odin must be protecting me.

 

[Lionfrost]

The original title I had for this thread was "Hooters in the Woods". I chose not to use it because I decided it was in bad taste.

LOL, that would have been funny.
Now that you've changed it from "...In the Woods" to "Into the Woods..." though, it will sound like I don't know my classics. So just for the record, I'd like to state my first reply was actually about the former thread subject, not the latter.

 

[David Gold]

and I second the suggestion for Woods of Ypres thongs.

Not gonna happen.

 

[FUBAR]

Not gonna happen.

Opeth did it

 

[David Gold]

Opeth did it

Seriously? They actually did?

Doesn't make much sense to me...Cradle and Dimmu, I understand, but IMO that doesn't 'fit' with Opeth, nor us.

 

[Marc]

It fits Roadrunner though.

 

[LORD DARKSOUL]

I'm about 666% sure that I've seen a Katatonia thong somewhere too... and not just on Jonas in my dreams.

I really think you should reconsider, Herr Gold!

 

[Renegade46n2]

As long as Mikael Akerfeldt isn't wearing one I can live with it.

 

[Smoof]

Opeth appeals to a lot of fatty goth chicks though

Of course, I'm not digging on Opeth at all, just saying

 

[Reign in Acai]

I need myself a wife of such sophisticated taste.

 

[Lionfrost]

Doesn't make much sense to me...

There, there. Stick to your guns, David.

 

[FUBAR]

Seriously? They actually did?

Yeah seen it somehwere...

 

[David Gold]

I really think you should reconsider, Herr Gold!

Well, for the most part, depressive metal is actually about NON getting laid, honestly. I think that unless you are Cradle, Dimmu or Danzig, making band thongs gives people the wrong idea as to what this is all about.

For example: 'Rock' guys try to say that 'the only reason a guy ever picks up a guitar in the first place is to get chicks', but I totally disagree. There's much more than that involved in all of this.

 

[Der Morgenstern]

I need myself a wife of such sophisticated taste.

Funniest thing said on here in a while. LOL.

And I got into metal for the depressed goth chicks. Who doesn't get into metal for that? Seriously.

*cough*

 

[David Gold]

And I got into metal for the depressed goth chicks. Who doesn't get into metal for that? Seriously.

LOL!

 

[Iced Guardian]

Excuse me as I a go shed a little deadwood.




Man, that made no sense.

it made enough sense

 

[CaGeD iN]

I'm about 666% sure that I've seen a Katatonia thong somewhere too... and not just on Jonas in my dreams.

that was a severly disturbing image uke: (i've always wanted to used that icon)

its been awhile since i've been on here, i've been caught up in stuff