dan of bereavement
shroud of bereavement
Dan, you my friend are a fucking weird-o.....You brick laying, bandmilk drinking, zebra stripped spanex wearing, petezer eatin, hollywood tittie gazing, dood pick up my ring listening, doom metal guitar twanging FREAK!!!!
And your still the MAN! hahahaha
NY??? Shiiiit, they ain't got no hollywood titties......
Ha ha ha ha h!!!!
I don't know how I missed this post, it's hillarious!!!!
Dude, That is too funny about the "Hollywood titties" Ha ha ha ha!!!
Man, for all that don't know the story. I went to California a few years back to visit Ronnie, Justin and Rhett of then Morgion (RIP). Justin and I were in a taxi and the guy driving was a middle eastern guy, and we were pretty trashed, so I guess out there people don't talk to the Taxi guy, so me, being the social butterfly I am, was like hey man, how are ya and blaa blaa blahh. I don't know what happened, but the guy driving is like, look at those chicks, now there's some hollywood titties for ya" and Justin and I just lost it, so funny. Later on after drinking 90 jack and cokes on the way home, Justin starts puking all over the sidewalk, and dropped his ring. He's like, "Dude, were's bro's man, pick my ring up off the ground" (but it is submerged in puke) needless to say, I didn't pick it up lol!!!!
What a great time, I need to go back out there and visit soon!!!!
Ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
and they are not spandex!!!! LOL!!!!
go chase some Seagoooolls ya, bad driving doom wagon motherfucker!!!
LOL