Is it me or is UM running like shit today?
- Thread starter JayKeeley
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For about 4 days now. I've yelled FUCKIN' CHRIST!!!!111 at my computer so much the neighbors probably think I'm the devil. Or I'm just confirming their already implanted theories of my devil nature. Somethin'.
lizard
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Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
J.
Old Fart
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I don't know about you people but UM seems to running perfectly fine(except a few loading lags but their hardly a nuisance) on my computer.
Yep.J. said:
We're like a bunch of stoners. All complaining about the lack of response, but nobody's informing the UM webmaster.
Where the f is Russell anyway? 
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Demonspell
cheating the polygraph
It isn't unbearably slow, but notice that almost immediately after Profanity decides to treat us to his drivel, the server throws a spasm. Coincidence?
SonOfNun
Bill Ward's Red Pants
J. said:
Welcome to my world.
I probably wouldn't notice as my internet service sucks ass regardless.
Russell
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JayKeeley said:Where the f is Russell anyway?
Not my department
But I haven't had any trouble for four of five days, ever since it went down because of that Danzig video
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Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Tuesday July 13, 01:42 PM
Man blasted testicles with shotgun
A 28-year-old man who shot himself in the testicles with a sawn-off shotgun has been jailed for five years.
David Walker had drunk 15 pints of lager when he accidentally discharged the gun which was stuffed down his trousers, Sheffield Crown Court heard.
The court was told how Walker underwent emergency surgery following the incident in Dinnington, South Yorkshire, and tests are continuing to find out how it will affect his fertility and future "sexual relationships".
A judge heard how he went home for the gun after spending an evening in the pub arguing with lifelong friend Stuart Simpson about whose turn it was to buy a beer.
Andrew Hatton, prosecuting, told the court Walker left the pub and returned later with the shotgun but the bar had closed by this time and Mr Simpson had left.
Mr Hatton said: "He went home to get his gun. As he was returning to the area of the pub with it the gun went off.
"He had it shoved down his trousers. After the shotgun had discharged he placed it in a rubbish bin and crawled back to his home address."
Walker told police he was so drunk he had no idea how he managed to shoot himself and why he went to fetch it.
Mr Hatton said the defendant's mother found him at home covered with blood in the groin area.
It was a doctor at Bassetlaw Hospital, in Worksop, who called in the police.
Man blasted testicles with shotgun
A 28-year-old man who shot himself in the testicles with a sawn-off shotgun has been jailed for five years.
David Walker had drunk 15 pints of lager when he accidentally discharged the gun which was stuffed down his trousers, Sheffield Crown Court heard.
The court was told how Walker underwent emergency surgery following the incident in Dinnington, South Yorkshire, and tests are continuing to find out how it will affect his fertility and future "sexual relationships".
A judge heard how he went home for the gun after spending an evening in the pub arguing with lifelong friend Stuart Simpson about whose turn it was to buy a beer.
Andrew Hatton, prosecuting, told the court Walker left the pub and returned later with the shotgun but the bar had closed by this time and Mr Simpson had left.
Mr Hatton said: "He went home to get his gun. As he was returning to the area of the pub with it the gun went off.
"He had it shoved down his trousers. After the shotgun had discharged he placed it in a rubbish bin and crawled back to his home address."
Walker told police he was so drunk he had no idea how he managed to shoot himself and why he went to fetch it.
Mr Hatton said the defendant's mother found him at home covered with blood in the groin area.
It was a doctor at Bassetlaw Hospital, in Worksop, who called in the police.
Ayeka
Hell Bent For Leather!
Last problem I had was two days ago...the irony is that when there is slow loading I got no patience to be waiting for threads like this one to load so I can bitch about it
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No fucking shit, this sucks ass. How the fuck am I supposed to accomplish anything at work if I'm yelling at UM all damn day!?!
Yea. Earlier I got messages saying I could connect. It takes about a minute and a half to run each page. This is getting aggrivating.
