is there a state in america where man + album marriages are legal

[Erik]

maybe nevada?

cause if so im going there and marrying pale folklore

 

[Trylakos]

Erik! I think that would be precious

try international waters?

 

[Erik]

SEALAND

 

[General Zod]

Massachusetts. Congrats to you and your bride.

Zod

 

[lizard]

Guantanamo

 

[Erik]

i heard they made all prisoners marry metallica albums

 

[lizard]

they should make muslims watch britney spears videos. that'll teach them the error of their ways.