It's 8am and you get a call.......

[scorpio01169]

from Metallicas' management asking you to produce and record their next album. They are tired of the negative reactions of their last few albums and need something new.

Here are your choices
A) Take the job. (explain what you would do for the next Metallica and be specific)
B) Say no because you just don't like Metallica. (enuff said)
C) Say no because you like Metallica but don't wanna be the reason for another shitty ablum.

A I would take the job and tell the guys in Metallica we are gonna take it back to the Master of Puppet days. and most of all I would ask James to stop with whoa yeaahhh shit and keep it metal.

 

[AD Chaos]

I never answer calls before 10am

 

[JeffTD]

A with the stipulation that someone else mixes. It would be AJFA with shorter songs and less shitty solos from Kirk.

 

[viralz]

A) I'll take the job if you get a new drummer.

 

[LiberaScientia]

A) Take the job. I'll give them all shitty haircuts, 8-strings and a wobble bass patch for Massive then sit back and admire my handiwork. I've just done the impossible and made Metallica even shittier

 

[Melb_shredder]

I'd probably freak out because I'm that big of a Metallica fan! Having said that... after hearing the last few albums, I STILL think even I could do a better job producing/ tracking them haha!
I'd take it... It would be amazing. No budget limits/ a band who's been around for ages and knows the drill.. It would still be amazing regardless of the outcome

 

[Terminus]

Why the hell not. Also just from doing it Slayer will be calling you not long after.

 

[Sloan]

I would make them pay upfront.

 

[ratsapprentice]

A, just make James start drinking again, and cut out the christian faggotry.

 

[JeffTD]

A, just make James start drinking again, and cut out the christian faggotry.

How redundant of you.

 

[xFkx]

I would take the job, let them record another cover record (like garage) and earn lot's of cash

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

Under a strict contract (guess who is getting paid even if I were to be fired) yes, yes I would.

 

[ratsapprentice]

How redundant of you.

Are you taking exception to my disliking of James' apparent Christian faith, or the fact I used the term "faggotry"?

 

[ArnaudM]

D. Metallica ? Who the shit are these guys ?

 

[EffigyForgotten]

I would tell them roland cubes are the new standard in metal amps...

 

[greyskull]

Not let Kirk play anything, like the good ol days and we're gold.

 

[J the TyranT]

Also, they need to hire Gene Hoglan.

 

[Nimvi]

I would take the job, on the premise that Lars doesn't put his feet on my console.

 

[Sloan]

Sure, as long as I can hire Ola to play all guitar tracks. lol.

 

[AllanD]

I'd do the tracking!