It's a groaner.

[booB]

Going to hell? I've got my vacation home there already! Pool party for anyone interested.

-Metal

If we die around the same time, you and I can take the car pool lane.

 

[13ShadesofGray]

/begin drawl> Hell, my momma was in a hand basket when she done birthed me. Y'all can all hitch a ride in that thar car-pool-lane-haulin'-ass basket with Miss Weaver, here, and I. Yessiree!
/end drawl>

That would be me after a few sublime days in Atlanta and some fine booze shared with the finest of friends.

Saint: is balancing on recently sharpened horns...)

Needed a laugh tonight - this thread cured that. Too cool~

 

[J-Man]

We are all going to hell, just some of us will be taking the express lane, while others will be on the non stop express, and then there are some that think they won't be going, but they will be there just a little later.

 

[OrbWeaver]

We are all going to hell, just some of us will be taking the express lane, while others will be on the non stop express, and then there are some that think they won't be going, but they will be there just a little later.

Those will be stuck in rush hour traffic.

 

[J-Dubya 777]

...on the bus.....

 

[MetalRose]

...on the bus.....

Stuck sitting between George Dub-ya and George Sr.

Yeah, I went there. (And they ain't far behind!)

-Metal

 

[Pellaz]

(I think I'd take those two over Bill and Hillary......but nevermind.)



Meanwhile......here we go, in a handbasket!

Voltaire, "Hell In a Handbasket" (recorded at "Dragon*Con lite" this past spring):





Another version, recorded on 'my' acoustic stage at Dragon*Con (the '__ minutes left' cues are coming from me):

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