It's official! Wanking is good for you!

The article states that the act of ejaculation saves you from Prostate issues.

Guess I'll take the article to bed this evening and plead for my future health.

After the knockback, will staple it to the bathrrom door.
 
Nah, Ms Palmer hasn't knocked me back for quite some time (nor her daughters for that matter).

Although with my current success rate, I'm not even sure that I could try the hard word on my own hand.