It's raining like fuck!

TEH BIRDFREEE!!!!!!111111 Awesome, thanks. Oh and I got those CDs yesterday, thanks again! :)
 
Apparently Los Angeles County is already halfway to the average annual rainfall, in the first 10 days of the year. Lytle Creek (where I used to offroad a lot when I actually owned a truck), has over 26 inches of rain this year. Holy ballz!
 
Weird. Here's the schedule for my town -

Tuesday - 45 to 50 degrees
Wednesday - Snow and Freezing Rain
Thursday - 60 degrees

THE END OF TIMES = NIGH
.... ITS JUST LIKE THAT MOVIE "THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW"
I HOPE I CAN AVOID FREEZING MY ASS OFF BY BURNING BOOKS THEN MACK IT WITH SOME CHICK THAT NEEDS PENECILIN TO CURE HER DISGUSTING FUNGUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS KTHX
 
One part of me says "it would be cool if this lasted for another few weeks" and the other part of me just carried in a bunch of groceries cursing the very essence of water.

Seriously though, this is just plain weird. Every few years there's maybe one day of real heavy rain, this has been off and on for two weeks.

I haven't seen Day After Tomorrow but the thought of scoring with some fungus chick is pretty appealing, book burning or not.
 
Man, she was pretty hot in a sophistocated way.... I mean, when you have fungus your brain activity goes WAY up (as seen in the diagram I have constructed).

sexdiagram3zn.jpg
 
I'll bet if you wore a shirt with that graph on it to the free clinic, you'd get all kinds of tail.

Hmm, mind if I use your graph?
 
Go for it, good sir! My friend actually made me a shirt that says "I Got Raped". Now it was funny, because seeing a big bear-like 6' 3'' man with long hair wearing that is pure gold... but at the risk of horribly offending someone I decided not to keep it. A bittersweet experience, but cheers to my friends.
 
I gotta get that shirt for my mom!







That's the coolest response I could come up with, I mean it only for humour purposes.
 
Hahahahaha. Or, alternately, make her a shirt with the graph on it and reduce yourself to tears when she says "WTF IS THIS SHIT"
 
Went to go buy smokes about 20 minutes ago, weather was clear so I figured this shit was over. Nope, it's currently raining like fuck again.
 
it's been raining days on end here, after the ice storm...fortunately not torrential, as my basement can flood. but shit, this is the middle of January in central Ohio, and the forecast is:

high/low
today: 55/51 (all temps in Fahrenheit cause we are TEH AMARICANZ)
wednesday 61/55
Thursday 57/21
Friday 25/11 (now this is getting more like normal)
Saturday 19/12
Sunday 25/17
Monday 30/21

freaky warm.
 
so tomorrow it will be close to 70 degrees here in NYC ... is the world coming to an end?
 
Stopped raining, no clouds in the sky. Freakin' COLD, it'll be in the high 30s tonight.

I need to rent The Day After Tomorrow BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.