ITT I am posting from Vancouver

[avi]

I just arrived a little over a half hour ago and have settled into my hotel room for 5 days of meetings and work. meanwhile, my wife is back home being driven crazy by her mother who is staying with her for the entire 5 days I'm gone. my blood pressure rose a couple points just during the drive to the airport - I can only imagine how rough it must be for her.

so begins my career as a freelance consultant.

 

[deadair]

but for real avi...

::high five::

and aida will call willow.

 

[mindspell]

Give it to me low buddy!

::low five::

Having done it, the freelance thing is fun, pays a lot, but also is a bother to do the whole paperwork for. I wished I had hired an accountant just to do all of that because I basically quit because I couldn't handle it anymore.

 

[goatschool]

lucky.

 

[avi]

ps, I still totally hate the french

 

[mindspell]

Fuck you then!

 

[avi]

Canadians totally talk funny

 

[azal]

it is true.

No matter how much they deny it.

 

[azal]

One canadian was once making fun of me for the way I say "coffee" and "awesome," because I'm from jersey, and I was all, "are you serious with that shit? You talk like a muppet!"

 

[Helm]

Ok, I have to ask, azal. What is a new jersey person doing in Serbia?

 

[mindspell]

Jersey boys talk like they have a hot potato in their mouth...

Californian talk like they're all hot and bothered all the time...

 

[mindspell]

One more reason to like Jersey:

 

[azal]

Helm, I moved here 2.5 years ago because war-torn countries are a lot more fun to live in than NJ. Plus it smells nicer here.

 

[avi]

I'd rather be hot and bothered than a fucking muppet-mouth canuck!

 

[chupe666]

man, i thought she hit low when she did pizza hut commercials

 

[0sm0se]

That's why I fake a Southern accent at bars, makes meeting girls easier than saying you are from jersey, then you just call them drunken liars if you ever talk to them again when they say you said you were from down south.

 

[avi]

I should add that I was booked into a "family room", meaning that I have lots of awesome children's toys n stuff. here's what the place looks like:

 

[minxnim]

It comes with toys?

 

[avi]

I am seriously bummed I didn't pack my camera, but yes - it comes with toys AND a stash of disney videos.

 

[minxnim]

jealous