I've found my calling

retarded penguin said:
I've not requested a single explanation from you. Part of my skepticism/criticism was aimed at creationists. I've read tons of their crackpot theories and GENERALLY, they hear the idea of a theory and are like, PUZZLE PIECE 23143 for the bible, woo!

Kudos for wanting to be able to answer things properly, but all I commented on was the difficulty and obstacles you encounter when you're doing so for a religion SO HEAVILY BASED ON FAITH.

The visor idea was just an illustration of what adhering to dogma, imo, does to a person. (fucks them up) and way to decide for yourself and have an awesome dad, I suppose. rock on.

My main criticism for you was your idea of both sides of the fence. That's all really. I'm really not trying at all to be mean to you.
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I understand, matey. Besides, all this hablabing back and force has finally produce a photo of you... I was beginning to think you were either Bruce Wayne or really a penguin. :p
 
Jace_Mereel said:
Okay, here's some advice before you go on your crusade. When trying to convert someone, it's usually best NOT to insult them first. It might, you know, turn 'em off to what you're saying.
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Ya know, every other post in this thread made me giggle but this one. This one kinda bothered me. Not sure why... maybe it's because you're implying that you've tried to convert people with kindness. You convert people with evidence.
 
Jace, if you didn't want to get into an argument, you probably shouldn't have posted in this thread at all, since you know you're pretty much the only Christian on this board.

Jace_Mereel said:
1. It's a book-load to explain everything and not something I can easily get into. As I mentioned, I'm not very good at this kind of thing; I have a great love for it but that doesn't mean I can spout it off to others. I can give you a list of books instead if you're not just putzing around with me and really wanna know.
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And when you do get into arguments, know what the fuck you're talking about.
 
Will Bozarth said:
Ya know, every other post in this thread made me giggle but this one. This one kinda bothered me. Not sure why... maybe it's because you're implying that you've tried to convert people with kindness. You convert people with evidence.
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Nah, I'm not a converter. That post was meant for a conversion of any sort. Like you wouldn't walk up to a Steelers fan, tell their team sucks and they're stupid for follow 'em then offer them a ride of the Raven bus.

And when you do get into arguments, know what the fuck you're talking about.
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I do know what I'm talking about. That quote was to show that instead of rehashing what I've read, the books are available to read for oneself.

That's actually metalskater. I can't be that hunky.
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Lol, really?
 
Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh. I ain't taking sides with nobody, but here's the thing...

Just focus on the idea of God. If there is a God in your life, define who that God is and don't let others. The whole idea of God is to give you a sense of living and motivation and hapiness. Everyone has their own interpretations of God. As WD says in "This Godless Endeavor"
"Can we agree to disagree on the concept of God?"
Let everyone have their own way of defining their own God so they can live happy. You might not be happy with it, but so what? You have your God (hopefully) and that's what matters.

Now for the prophets and everything like that....fuck it they are just human beings like us. Nothing special.

And for the extremists (not you Jace) go preach what you believe in front of the mirror and see how ridiculous your life is.
 
Over time mistakes were few but I believe they're mine
Faded mind youth was old and the years were so unkind
I'm the one I face the change I know what stands before me
Believe in me 'cause I damn sure don't believe in you

I cannot deny myself my anger and my pride
I cannot deny another lie
Waiting to find another spike right through my hand
Hope I'm killed before I die

Worlds divide, long ago the memory's still inside
Chances shine seven days our fears become entwined
Seasons change our time is gone our souls have
Grown much colder
Believe in me 'cause I dam sure don't believe in you

Never again are words that echo in my mind
Leaving still holds back the tide
Crucified with lies my blood turns into wine
Take a sip before I die
 
Hey little girl with the cash to burn
I'm sellin' something you won't return
Hey little girl take me off the shelf
'Cause it's hard having fun playing with yourself
Once you've browsed through the whole selection
Shake your hips in my direction

A prettier package you never did see
Take me home then unwrap me
Shop around little darlin' I've got to be
The Ladies' Choice, (Ladies' Choice), Ladies' Choice

Hey little girl lookin' for a sale
Test drive this American male
It's gonna take cash to fill my tank
So let's crack open your piggy bank
Hey little girl going window shopping
I got something traffic stopping

Hey, little girl on a spending spree
I don't come cheap but the kisses come free
On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree
I'm the Ladies' Choice, (Ladies' Choice), Ladies' Choice

Hey, little girl on a spending spree
I don't come cheap but the kisses come free
On closer inspection I'm sure that you'll agree

Hey little girl, listen to my plea
I come with a lifetime guarantee
And one day maybe we'll find that baby makes three
It's the Ladies' Choice
I'm the Ladies' Choice
The Ladies' Choice
I'm the Ladies' Choice choice choice
I'm the Ladies' Choice
 
<third_planet> The other night my friend had some pot and wanted me to smoke it with him, but we had nowhere to smoke it because both our parents were home.
<third-planet> So we drove around looking for a place to park so we could smoke in the car.
<third-planet> We eventually settled on a Wendys parking lot..
<Mr-Butlertron> The logic is all there...
<third-planet> I know, it was a ridiculous idea. We were just desperate and that was the first place to pull off..
<third-planet> So we park in the back of the parking lot under this tree, and it's dark out, so we figure we're secluded enough. We start to light up and a cop pulls in. So we both sit really still and hope the cop will think the car is empty and just parked there. Or that he won't notice.
<third-planet> The cop circles the parking lot once, then parks behind us and we're both freaking out. So Bobby, my friend, takes all the pot and shoves it in the glove compartment. But the car smells like pot, so we figure we're busted.
<third-planet> So Bobby says we've gotta distract the cop from the pot. In a huge flash, he rips his shirt off, undoes my pants and sticks his hand inside. Before I can process what's happening, the cop knocks on my window. Then he looks in and sees Bobby shirtless, with his hand down my pants and turns bright red.
<third-planet> I roll my window down and the cop says in this really flustered voice, his face bright red, "you guys be good now" and walks quickly back to his car and drives off.
<third-planet> He didn't even notice the smell of pot.
<third-planet> We drove home in the most uncomfortable fucking silence ever.
 
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My friend has that dildo. It's got a suction cup on the end so we used to stick it on the windshield of his car and drive around. Funny sight.
 
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