I believe it's an established fact/rule of the internet that there are NO girls on the internet.
You are clearly a pedo.
I think it's also a rule of metal that NO girls are into prog (and I've found a fair proportion 'into' metal either like it cause their bf does, or are poseurs).
Its great being new to this forum and coming across conversations like this, man it fucking cheers me up, stops me from going where the fuck is the summer weather, then i go "its fucking scotland u live in greg u should be used to it by now"