joke of the day

[The13thCandle]

Why cant Rosie Odonnell diet and wear makeup at the same time?

Its to hard to eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face

 

[Buzzard]

Did you hear this one??

Did you know Rosie died, yeah they found her face down in rikki lake...

 

[MyHatred]

Who loves peanut butter, has abs of steel and hasn’t made a record worth shitting on in a quarter century?

Iggy Pop.

 

[MyHatred]

What’s the difference between going to see Scissor Sisters and having your testicles crushed in a vice?

Eventually, you will learn to endure the pain of having your testicles crushed.

 

[Mxgonzo]

What does your pregnant girlfriend and a slinky have in common?

Both need a good push down the stairs!

 

[reidie]

What does your pregnant girlfriend and a slinky have in common?

Both need a good push down the stairs!

harsh!!..... but funny