- What the difference between a man's paycheck and his penis?
He dosn't have to beg his wife to blow his paycheck!
- How many babies does it take to plaster a wall?
Depends how hard ya throw them!
- Why do jews have such big noses?
Because air is free!
- How do you make a hormone?
Punch her in the nose!
- How did the Amish man find his daughter in the woods?
Pretty Good!
- How do ya circumcise a mennonite?
Kick his sister in the chin!
- This is a participation joke... do it, or just pretend... Stand up, put both your arms out to your sides and stare down at the ground. What do you call this?
A shitty way to spend easter!
