Jokes...anyone?
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Dred
His Dudeness
Did ya hear about the drunk driver who fell asleep at the wheel, drove off the road into the livingroom of a house and stuck and killed a woman inside?
what i want to know is.....what the fuck was she doing out of the kitchen?
what i want to know is.....what the fuck was she doing out of the kitchen?
Dred
His Dudeness
BasilisK
Good day, pusscake.
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Cat5Messiah
Violator of Sheep
What's the difference between a '74 Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a '74 Cadillac in my garage.
What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?
You can't stab bowling balls with pitchforks.
What's black, blue and bounces against glass?
Baby in a microwave.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
What's the worst thing about fucking a dead baby?
Wiping the blood stains off of your clown suit.
I don't have a '74 Cadillac in my garage.
What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck load of bowling balls?
You can't stab bowling balls with pitchforks.
What's black, blue and bounces against glass?
Baby in a microwave.
What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked.
How do you stop a baby crawling round in circles?
Nail it's other hand to the floor.
What's the worst thing about fucking a dead baby?
Wiping the blood stains off of your clown suit.
Dred
His Dudeness
Turbo
Natursekt Black Metal
New cure for gay men, Its called lipsil.
You rub it on your arsehole to keep the chaps away.
(joke sucks).
You rub it on your arsehole to keep the chaps away.
(joke sucks).
Nashira
Define Sense.
-Gavin-
Gavornator
Nashira
Define Sense.
-Gavin-
Gavornator
Nashira
Define Sense.
-Gavin-
Gavornator
Insilden_The Shred
Once_Upon_Forever
- What the difference between a man's paycheck and his penis?
He dosn't have to beg his wife to blow his paycheck!
- How many babies does it take to plaster a wall?
Depends how hard ya throw them!
- Why do jews have such big noses?
Because air is free!
- How do you make a hormone?
Punch her in the nose!
- How did the Amish man find his daughter in the woods?
Pretty Good!
- How do ya circumcise a mennonite?
Kick his sister in the chin!
- This is a participation joke... do it, or just pretend... Stand up, put both your arms out to your sides and stare down at the ground. What do you call this?
A shitty way to spend easter!
He dosn't have to beg his wife to blow his paycheck!
- How many babies does it take to plaster a wall?
Depends how hard ya throw them!
- Why do jews have such big noses?
Because air is free!
- How do you make a hormone?
Punch her in the nose!
- How did the Amish man find his daughter in the woods?
Pretty Good!
- How do ya circumcise a mennonite?
Kick his sister in the chin!
- This is a participation joke... do it, or just pretend... Stand up, put both your arms out to your sides and stare down at the ground. What do you call this?
A shitty way to spend easter!
-Gavin-
Gavornator
Nemesis_lxix
Drunk Lord's Greasy $@#%*
-What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?
-“Hold on to your nuts…. This is going to be one hell of a blowjob”
-What’s the deference between a black girl and a bowling ball ?
-In a bowling ball you can only fit three fingers !
-“Hold on to your nuts…. This is going to be one hell of a blowjob”
-What’s the deference between a black girl and a bowling ball ?
-In a bowling ball you can only fit three fingers !
