Just say "NO!" to masturbation

[Ecstatic Youth]

http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/Senate/2680/

This is the greatest website ever! Holy shit! This'll make ANYONE laugh. I don't care if you're gramma just got hit by a bus and you're wife died in a plane crash the previous day, you will laugh!!!
...and you'll do alot of this:


I'm gonna go beat it out of spite now


Here's a preview:

Now you HAVE to check it out!

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

BTW, you MUST check the "Advice For Parents" section!

 

[Tee]

lol God bless America. that's the spirit!
interesting thing is that I see only Americans (certain groups I mean) so dedicated to some sensless goals. why be so naive (and HOW even) to believe that you'll change the world? ... hehe... )))

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Originally posted by Tee
lol God bless America. that's the spirit!
interesting thing is that I see only Americans (certain groups I mean) so dedicated to some sensless goals. why be so naive (and HOW even) to believe that you'll change the world? ... hehe... )))

No, it's called a democratic political system, and these "groups" are a necessary byproduct. I can't stand these "lobbyists" (that's what a special interest group is called) either, but there's no getting rid of them. Well there is, but then America would be a Middle-Eastern or Eastern European country.

 

[Martex]

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

3. Does your child lock his or her bedroom door? It is not healthy for a teen to want privacy. Chances are he or she is in there Masturbating!

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Originally posted by Martex

Martex, are you laughing at me? Again? Sheesh.

 

[Unregistered]

looks like a joke to me

 

[The_Witch_King]

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Uh oh, too late.

I just said yes.

 

[Dusk]

Do some people actually take that site seriously???
Sarcasm isn't so obvious when it is written i suppose.....
If it's not a comedy site i will eat my pants for breakfast.
If it is.

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

For some reason, that just made me think even more highly of masturbation.

 

[Captain Beard]

I masturbated and used a printout of that site as a napkin, so there.

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Good to know.


Keep masturbating, everyone!

 

[neal]

i sure fucking hope this is a joke haha.
-neal

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

They want to keep us from ever masturbating, but then we couldn't have sex either in some of the cases they described, meaning the entire fucking human race would die out.

 

[neal]

yeh. screw them. whack away, i say!
-neal

 

[Tee]

Originally posted by markgugs


No, it's called a democratic political system, and these "groups" are a necessary byproduct. I can't stand these "lobbyists" (that's what a special interest group is called) either, but there's no getting rid of them. Well there is, but then America would be a Middle-Eastern or Eastern European country.

aua, good in geography. for an American:
hmm.... wouldn't know anything about that "getting rid of...".... unless it's that thing... you extract a group of people... and then, ... and then... you put them in front of a firing squad... ?......

- an old communist....

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

I'm tempted to send those jackasses various pictures of people masturbating... I'm sure I could find some good porn to send them

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Originally posted by Tee


aua, good in geography. for an American:
hmm.... wouldn't know anything about that "getting rid of...".... unless it's that thing... you extract a group of people... and then, ... and then... you put them in front of a firing squad... ?......

- an old communist....

Believe me Tee, there's plenty of people I'd like to line up in front of a firing squad

*mark gets his homicidal tendencies in check*

BTW, how's communism working out for you these days?