Just say "NO!" to masturbation

[neal]

Originally posted by markgugs
BTW, how's communism working out for you these days?

nice. capitolism sucks too tho.
-neal

 

[Tee]

Originally posted by markgugs


Believe me Tee, there's plenty of people I'd like to line up in front of a firing squad

*mark gets his homicidal tendencies in check*

BTW, how's communism working out for you these days?

sad is this. there is no death penalty anymore, for the balance, (Charles Darwin and other selection-stories.) :s good old days....

 

[The_Accolade]

whoah these dudes have some wicked weapons! clitorodectomy...urine samples...outlawing "personal" vibrators....they're not fucking around!!

those folks need to blow a load and chill out!

 

[Serge]

ey ppl that sites´ a fake - that´s obvious (for me ...)
but anyway - its great bullshit and I had a great time reading through it hahahaha
example:

question 1) If you outlaw Masturbation, won't all the men run around raping women and Fornicating? Wouldn't that be worse?

Answer: Why does it have to be either Masturbation or Fornication? Do people think they have some kind of right to extra-Marital orgasms? I don't remember seeing that anywhere in the Bible or the Declaration of Independence! What you do have is a right to Prayer, Fasting and Cold Showers!


Yesss!! I love cold showers brrrrrrr hahahaha

 

[The_Accolade]

serge no kidding? i was thinking that its fake a lot too...kind of like those sites where some kid is like

THEES is mY SIigTE I MAID to show peepl im not dumb!!!
here is ma...
*pic of crack whore*
AND THIS GUY IS ALWAYS WITH MYMOM>>>HE SMELS FUNE AND HES ALQWAHZ BOUNCIN ME ON HIS LAP!
*pic of a guy w/ a mullet, ketchup stained wifebeater*

 

[thewendy]

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

 

[Tee]

 

[famousamoswillkillyou]

Certain food. If we outlaw dildos and require that all sausages, cucumbers and carrots be sold pre-sliced, we will make it much easier for the women among us to resist the temptation to masturbate.