Kate Beckinsale

[cthulufhtagn]

she's got a great complexion, but in this pic she looks like she's starving! It makes me want to take her out to Rally's for some chili cheese dogs!

 

[lizard]

starvation knows no international boundary

yeah, she's english, right, not something like Welsh or something.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

That's why she is PERFECT. Her face is so elegant and beautiful, and the only (PERFECTLY) toned parts of her (PERFECT) body are her (PERFECT) handles.

 

[JayKeeley]

starvation knows no international boundary

Heh, well my point is, she looks "normal" in England.

I'm 185lb, 5ft 11", and when I go to England I look like a complete fat fuck.

 

[KILL TULLY]

Shes skinny and hot. And I rarely say that in the same sentence.

 

[JayKeeley]

Some of you guys are nuts:

THAT IS SKINNY????

STOP WATCHING OPRAH!!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

hell yes that is skinny

and outrageously drool-worthy to boot

 

[Krilons Resa]

I think she's overrated based on the pics I've seen. Seems pretty hit or miss too. Don't get me wrong, of course she is hot...just not the kind of hot where you have to physically pummel your cock to make it go down.

 

[lizard]

I'm only talking about the pic where her cheeks are sunken in and she looks like her index finger's probably coated in bile. She looks great in the others.

 

[JayKeeley]

OK you want skinny? Ally McBeal:

Kate Beckinsale is NORMAL / JUST RIGHT / PERFECT. Wouldn't want an ounce more, or an ounce less.

 

[lizard]

that Ally McVeal is gross. you just want to slather her in neopolitan ice cream in the hopes that her skin would absorb some calories.

 

[JayKeeley]

...of course she is hot...just not the kind of hot where you have to physically pummel your cock to make it go down.

Hahaha...that's true, she's more the "girl next door type". (MARRY THIS)

If you want pummeling, well yeah, that's what porn chicks / sluts are for. (BANG THIS)

 

[Ellestin]

Say, how many of us got dumped by their girlfriends these past two weeks? This board is turning into some old perverse society alarmingly fast

 

[cthulufhtagn]

um, raise your hand if you have a girlfriend at all


*looks around*


'swhat i thought

and if i'm a perv then...um...you are also a perv. you perv :Smug:

 

[AsModEe]

har, this is the replicate of my Scarlett Johansson thread, but I approve it.

 

[Nate The Great]

Skinny is the wrong word. LEAN is the right one.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Skinny is the wrong word. LEAN is the right one.

like ground beef? in that case i'd pound her patties. yowza!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Underworld Evolution ruled!
and Kate is a fucking 10 in my book.

 

[Mormagil]

thumbs up

 

[dorian gray]

...just not the kind of hot where you have to physically pummel your cock to make it go down.

hahahaha instant classic

but anyway, rule number 11 content: she's hot if you like chicks who are under 5 feet tall