Man, if you chaps don't come to Detroit this time, I'm gonna give you such an Indian burn you'll never forget...
Make it Ann Arbor or somewhere else fairly nearby and I'll think about lowering the sentence to a moderately light noogie or a wet willy. Ann Arbor could possibly be better for you guys, it being a big college town and all, but whatever.
If it helps, have access to probably most drugs that you could possibly want. I recommend the acid that's in season right now; stronger, cheaper, and surprisingly cleaner feeling than the shrooms and peyote I can get.
So you don't assume I'm a DEA officer or a nobody or something, I'm the former occasional poster formerly known as Kazoo, and later as Space Ghost. So I'm not a cop. But I guess I am a nobody.