Lamest Band names

[Oblivious Maximus]

Cock and Ball Torture

 

[DiscipleOfPlato]

Meat Shits.

 

[Naggamanteh]

I don't like names like Cannibal Corpse, Nokturnal Mortum, Metallica, Emperor, Immortal etc.

My band would be named something like Dripping, Coph Nia, Faith and the Muse, This Mortal Coil, Liturgy, Dislimb, Skinny Puppy, Christian Death, Devourment etc.

 

[SculptedCold]

Nokturnal Mortum is a pretty shitty band name.

 

[Life Sucks]

It means "Temple of Blood".

As for Intestine Baalism...WHAT. Only thing I can see that's sorta weird with their name is how to pronounce Intestine there. Is it 'In-TES-tyne', like an adjective, or the normaly pronunciation of 'In-TEST-un".

As for best band names, I'm going with Dripping.
As for BAD names...I'll go with Pro-Pain. GETIT? PRO-PAIN...PROPANE? HAHA FUNNY NOT

When said out loud, Intestine Baalism doesn't flow and doesn't sound right.

 

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[Sóti]

Sins of Thy Beloved
Tristina


horrible bands with even worse names

 

[Caelum Adustum]

Lord Gore
Carcass is a pretty dumb name, but the band is excellent
Satan is the worst band name I've ever heard
Impaled Northern Moon Forest (funny band)
Impaled Nuns of Bloody Nekro Hell (funny as well)
Kult ov Azazel..."Ov" = Dumb (but I like the band)
Children of Bodom is pretty dumb
Vader
Abigail
Abortion
AC/DC
A Life Less Alive
All is Suffering
Amoebic Dysentery
Long Voyage Back
Archgoat
Bathtub Shitter (alright this is even worse than "Satan")
Bewitched
Birdflesh
Blood Thirsty Demons
Burning Inside
Bywar
Cadaver Inc.
Mastic Scum
Clotted Symmetric Sexual Organ
Corpse Vomit
Bearded Assholes
Cripple Bastards
Eat My Fuck
Exploding Zombies
Fäctøry
Fleshgrind
Fuck...I'm Dead
General Surgery
The County Medical Examiners
Goat Semen
Gorelord
Gorgasm
In Hell
Infestdead
Lord Blasphemer
Lust
Mental Horror
Misfits
Murder Rape
Necrodeath
Nunslaughter
Num Skull
Obscenity
The One
Overkill
Public Execution
Dana Sixty and the Pistol Grips
Pungent Stench
Regurgitate
Rotten Sound
Sadistic Exekution
Satanic Slaughter
Satanic Warmaster
Satan's Almighty Penis
Satan's Blood
Satan's Host
Shredded Corpse
Side Effects
Skrew
Sloth
Spawn of Satan
Bloodsick
Squash Bowels
Terror of the Trees
Toxic Holocaust
Unholy Archangel
Ungod
Vomitor
Vomitory
Witchburner
Witchmaster
Yattering

Long enough?

 

[Nico]

A name like "Fuck... I'm Dead" should not exist. Sure, there's humour in it, but at the end of the day, the novelty wears off and its just pointless.

Destroyer 666 always seemed a bit rediculous to me as well, but it doesnt matter because they make such fucken brilliant music.

 

[byrne]

Manowar
Cattle Decapitation
Backstreet Boys / N'Sync (if you can call them a band)
Mudvayne
Destroyer 666
Napalm Death
MushroomHead

Bah there is a milliom out there.

 

[ShadowOfDeath]

korn
linkin park
mest
two my pals and a honkey
the (something) and that son of a bitch named jordan
fuck....i'm dead
sum 41
blink 182
trapt
killswitch engage
meatshits
lord gore(even though they're a good band the name sucks)
death(even though they're a great band the name is really unoriginal)
hampster duct tape fetish
anal cunt
anal blast
anal bleeding
anything with the word anal in it
limpbizkit(if you know what a limp biscuit is you'd be curious why a band would name itself after that, but the band is extremely gay so it fits them well)

 

[ShadowOfDeath]

Can't forget pig destroyer

goatwhore

 

[polarity]

Mysticum.

 

[HailIron]

Faster Pussycat
Bullet Boys
Crumbsuckers
Cumloaf

 

[Nico]

Oh yeah, these old local guys used to call themselves "Quilter's Bane". The name is rediculous, but they were the best band Darwin's ever seen.

 

[Episteme]

I agree.

Plus stuff like Funeral For A Friend, and so many bands with "The" in front of their name, e.g. the strokes, the libertines, the coral, the white stripes, the kings of leon, the...whatever, all those bands.

The Chasm?

Just kidding...

Soilwork, Inflames etc

I can't stand porn, gore names as well. Also bands with Satanic names also shit me.

 

[enchanted_nightmare]

band at my schools name is .. 'Metus' i hate it..

 

[Hammer of Might]

Constructdead blows.

in fLAMEs.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Haha Construcdead. WHAT WERE THEY ON WHEN THEY MADE THAT FUCKING NAME.

Also, if you say 'In-tes-TYNE Ba-AL-ism', it rolls fine.

 

[CF87]

Ripping Corpse, great band but what the fuck.