Heheheheh.
"Billy Bob! Getcher' butt in hea an help yer pa with the 'ol chevy! I reckon yer ma will be a-callin' us fer some supper soon!"
"Yo! Tyrone! WAZZUP! Whatchu doin', Homie?! What's goin' down on the West Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiide??! Hey, you watch it boy...I'll bust a cap in yo' ass!"
They're oddly similar in a way, aren't they? For some reason they both involve a lot of words starting or ending in an apostrophe...
The worst, however, is Teenage Girl High School Yearbook Write-up.
ACTUAL SAMPLE: "Thx to my girlz: BS.#1.5 only u.PA My dad lives there.GP r u w/ me? IF How r u?SZ I get so..KL The soulsistas Speedy Spanky Spiney. BR girlz the shubsh vere difficult but George picked us! Chali! I been thru livewires & lettucewraps &MKShaqattax; U ain't gotta b rich but... much luv and good luck!"
This monstrosity was, believe it or not, written by an A-average student.