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[Harvester of Sorrow]

hey what does it say? i dont speak Jibberish can someone translate it for me?

 

[Scy]

I don't have time to explain the whole message, but main point is this:

SOME FUC*HEAD STOLE ALEXI'S BOTH GUITARS AFTER THE LAST GIG IN NOSTURI...

Yes you read right... _STOLE BOTH GUITARS_

 

[Taliesin]

Aye... that's bad news

 

[EagleFlyFree]

assholes! i hope whoever was gets caught and kicked his stupid ass out of its place...

 

[Harvester of Sorrow]

lets track down the culprits and hang them by their balls from a telephone pole and set their houses on fire.

 

[bodomite]

I HOPE THEY CATCH THE FUCK THAT DID THAT AND SHOVE HIS BALLS DOWN HIS THROAT

 

[Taliesin]

Yeah yeah... but after all, there's something funny about it, isn't it? Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying it was good what they did, but still... Both of Alexis guitars disappear, and obviously no one saw anything...
I can't help it, but that's making me smile - in a sarcastic way, you know...
Or maybe I'm just tired...

 

[bodomite]

yeah.... makes you think...... how well were they being protected????

 

[StormBlast]

uhauehauh i think it sux1 but they will be able to buy new ones
and thomas...they are not pop stars...
so..there arent many people who wants to fuck up with them ...dont worry about it..
metal bands dont walk around with security guards...

 

[bodomite]

 

[Taliesin]

That one's dedicated for a career at Metal-Encyclopedia.com or something, I can sense it!
Yay...

 

[bodomite]

mmm hmmm

 

[Taliesin]

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[bodomite]

NORSK ARYSK BLACK METAL RAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

 

[EagleFlyFree]

you people's converstations are so fucking hard to follow! argh!

about buying new ones... don't be too sure, they're not exactly pop starts like you said... plus he had that Laiho/Latvala model, i know crap about guitars but isn't that supposed to be unique or something?

 

[StormBlast]

uhauhauheaae that is no prob...jackson will make him a new one! im sure of it! ts marketing..they wont loose him ehehe

 

[Children_of_Sinergy]

Wrong. Alexi is not a Jackson endorser. They will not give him anything for free. A new custom Rhoads will cost the full scandinavian price. So around $3,000 in American. Alexi probably left his guitars on the tour bus or something, I'd believe it wouldn't you?

 

[Willy Wonka]

What kind of jack-off would steal somebody else's livlihood?
This is total bullshit...I can't believe somebody would do something like this. I think I'd like to pour fire ants down this piece of shit's throat and watch as they eat him alive from the inside out...I'd pay to see that.

 

[murderedbysound]

i think alexi should find the bitch or (s). and beat him down..then drag him/them by a car through the street filled with broken beer bottles. sorry im a little drunk now so dont mind me

 

[Zarok666]

Could somebody please translate the whole news?